Makin' Bacon

Now it was time to grind my sausage like i was bringing home the bacon.                 sorry.                

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It's Always Sunny in Liberty City- The Gang Goes PETA

With bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips (inhales) and bacon strips and bacon strips and bacon strips.

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The Legend of Bakon

"It's here."   Unseen by his assistant, halfway buried in a wall of twisting and tunneling pipes and wires, Dr. Laboratorius' ears metaphorically perked, followed by an excited upward jerking of the head that promptly collided with the iron framework...

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A dream come true

Do i smell bacon? \>. sure enough, whoever was in her kitchen was cooking bacon, \< ok that's it! you break in to my home, you steal my dragon, now you're eating my bacon!? you are so dead!

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Dream Come True

Do i smell bacon? \>. sure enough, whoever was in her kitchen was cooking bacon, \< ok that's it! you break in to my home, you steal my dragon, now you're eating my bacon!? you are so dead!

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Iron Author #2: The Perfect Morning

The delightful scent of bacon. he grinned, if there ever was a reason to get out of bed in the morning then your mate making you fresh bacon would be it.

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Sleeping With The Enemy - You Son Of A Bitch

I continued to cook the tantalizing bacon, it was the least i could do since it saved me from the other sports nuts, although he wasn't off the hook, not yet.

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Just Needs More Bacon

It needs more bacon." then, she fell right back asleep for hours and nick was left pondering her only commentary on their relationship: “it just needs more bacon."

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A Match Made In Bacon

Valentine's Day was a day for lovers of others, and lovers of chocolate. There was only one problem, and that was many men and women did not have a person to be a couple with, not just on that particular holiday, but any time of the year for that...

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A Very Delusional Christmas

"really frying your bacon?" the coyote shot him a glare. "i'm gonna fry _your_ bacon." "are you?" valyrym blinked, curling his neck. "because when you say it like _that_, it really sounds like a euphemism." "oh, scavenger."

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Taboo Fantasies Abound! M Lucario X M Luxray

"b-bacon!" he called, hoping that would get him to stop. it did not. in fact, bacon kept up the licking, even going harder as to spite the lucario.

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