Happy Birthday part 2: Terry's Dream

"don't you dare talk to me like that, you fruitcake!" the tiger growled. terry yelped, the pain of the strike to his muzzle overwhelming. he tried to push himself off the locker, but to no success. the big tiger had him held securely against the locker.

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Windfall: Home for the Holidays

With all the prep work her mother had done over the past couple weeks, who knew what secret fruitcake she might ignite and wheel in. next to the giant pine tree and the roaring bonfire. where had that fire extinguisher gone to?

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Aphrodite City 12: Epilogue

An obsessed anarchist of some sorts, spewing anti-superhero gibberish that frankly made no sense to brandon, and unfortunately a genius with technology; the fruit bat was an exceptionally dangerous fruitcake.

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The Swamp

Mandy whispered in patricia's ear, she's crazier than a fruitcake!" "with nuts." bob added. frankly patricia was inclined to agree, but if the old lady really did live here and had a deed or land grant that could mean trouble.

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The Grin Paws - Chapter 1: The Grin Becomes Ye

"that's 'cush yer a bloody fruitcake," fox half-slurred before flopping on the sofa-bed, himself. "shit, maybe i dish had too mush..." he chuckled a little. "i'm not bind-dunk, but still...those were goooood dinks..."

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The Adventure of a Lifetime (choose your own adventure)

Continue the story at 8346 (directly below) b: get security and put an end to this fruitcake's insanity. you'll probably be praised and they won't fire you even though you've provided such terrible quality work on your job so far.

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Read ALL the Instructions!

Old fruitcake probably died from the smell. he was about to give up when he spied a small black box, and opening the lid saw the glint of gold and silver. bingo!

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Ghostbusters: Daybreak - 08 - Miracle on Naito Parkway

Despite the lust and pleasure slowly marinating his brain and turning it into fruitcake, an idle thought passed through miguel's mind, wondering if they had scrimped on enough of the ectotech emitters to cover the gym since it was so far removed from the main

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The Seeker, Chapter 5

And he'd nuttier then a fruitcake." i replied. "what the hell is he doing running around loose up there? there are rules about that kind of thing, causes bad press!

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It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year

His emotions were as ambiguous to me as how fruitcake was made. he seemed straight, but there'd been the occasional hint or glimmer that made me wonder.

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