Astro and the Buried Boner: part 8
horus only drinks wine, he absolutely hates beer. if you offered him a beer? he'd feel insulted and have the urge to kick the shit out of people. if we find a bar with a fight in progress? probably horus laying waste to the place.
Hunter's Moon: A Declaration of War
horus merely shrugged.
Enter the Pyramid
You're lucky horus agreed not to punch you instead." night raid nodded and ran though the portal and appeared at the oil rig which was now starting to burn. "glad you could make it."
Isis
"i can hear you just fine horus." said a smooth female voice "though i can't say i have since left me swearing you would come back."
The Will of Kings - Chapter 9
Instead, plot and more depth into horus, which was necessary, and keeps things moving, though hopefully, there is still some humor between anubis and horus left.
A Failed Duty - Chapter 8
horus, you are my closest friend and yet, they say we caused their wars. that i raped you. "these people, who would conquer the earth for sport, rule this plane.
Elvira and Seth - Chapter 8
"there are such sexual encounters with horus, you and hathor." "partly, partly," isis mused, "horus and he are not green to each other. so it was logical that horus had to be toxic to him in some way.
After the End prologue: The Summer Storm
Jupiter, frey, and horus each, in turn, insulted you. zeus and jupiter bragged that they could summon better storms. horus doubted the sharpness of your sword, and frey called you a blustering storm god that does nothing but destroy." "i do not!
How To Do A Race In Egypt
"do you what the eye of horus looks like?" jasper asks. "hmmm..." the tiger reaches into his pocket and pulls out an index card and shows it to the boys. "you mean this?" "yep. looks like an eye." jasper says.
A Failed Duty - Chapter 6
But horus kind of did what you did. he took me under his wing, and we quickly became friends. he was the first god to know i'm gay, despite my father's assurances to the contrary.
Hunter's Moon: Interlude
There, hovering above, were horus and isis. "well done, young one. bast won't like her icy prison one bit, though she really should cool off" horus said.
A Failed Duty - Chapter 10
His sweat soaked fur dripped musky droplets down my face, even as my sweat was starting to cause my feet to slide on horus' tiled floor.