Shade's Lovely Dinner...
I should stay so i don't seem rude... wait, rude?! i just had my face sniffed by that boy, why am i being worried about being rude?... i guess his mom did just scowled him slightly about it but still.
Virgin Virus - Ch3: Time
Yun takes another sprint at the static rude. just as his sword is about to slash rude's torso, rude presses his foot into the ground. a blunt tipped stalagmite shoots out from below yun, hitting him like a missile, and off rude's face.
Thought You Were Sleeping
"heheheheh," jarvis licked his lips as he watched the panther in front of him rudely, well knowing that he was being subjected to some of the most intense sexual feelings one could have. "fuck..." the panther huffed. "oh shit, man..."
two fears one cave
He turned rudely away from orran and even tried to smack her down "why so rude you ask? habit to scar stupid dragons that are out their caves and use them for me...nice way of living" a little drop of blood slide down his member and onto the ground.
A friendship bloom
"i'm not trying to sound rude but...why are you talking to me?"
Play With My Magic Wand
The druff laughed rudely. he almost felt like putting his ear against the wolf's belly to listen to the massager wand buzz away inside hawk's ass.
(Fanfiction) Shirokuma's Café
Well, it is rude to pry into his privacy, so sasako decided to change the topic. "i see," sasako said, "by the way, it has been quite a while since grizzly-san visited the café, isn't it?
First time.
\>overly loud, excitable, rowdy, somewhat rude. \>no, not really rude. just... didn't care what others thought. spoke her mind. \>still. it was a far cry from the silence you'd loved to enjoy. \>coffee in the morning.
Rudolph's Guiding Light - Part 2 (A Jeeves Christmas Prompt, posted with permission)
Oh god, rude. please... don't stop.
The Universal Language (Part 2)
Despite john's desire to not appear rude, he only mostly succeeded in not watching hugo's fingers move along.
One Dirty Gator
Needless to say, feraligatr was not happy with his rude neighbor, so he decided to gather some extra fish and cabbage for a little payback.
Portal Panties: The Test Run
You're so rude sometimes, babe." she protested, squirming a bit and attempting to grab the toy away from him only for the feline to dart back just out of reach. "rude? no, not me...