Anchors Aweigh

S'pose 'e could arsk the vicar t' read it t' 'im...i doubt 'e'd wanna 'ear from me, anyhow." the otter paused, reading his captain's face. this gave the captain time to admire his cabin boy.

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Buckets Scene (excerpt from Tally Road novel)

He was your perfect middle class resten shopkeeper/vicar type, rather potbellied. he had the short arms and legs, the long dangling ears and droopy muzzle. he seemed to waddle a bit. "yes." said brittery. "you should have told me.

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By royal command

My parents wrote to me saying that the locals were outraged at my "shameful fornication" and that the vicar had said he would not ever baptise my children. none of that bothered me one iota, i was happy.

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Acceptable in the eighties

My mother would chop it off, if she found out i used it before the vicar said his bit," denis retorted and he could tell by the look on mark's face the nickname was not liked.

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Beast's of Burden Chapter 2: Ignition

Pendant in both her hands to her chest, staring down at it before looking back up to midir, the fire crackling ever so faintly and the outside as quiet as can be aside from the ominously swift winds and occasional slight footsteps drawing ever closer "i am vicar

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Collar 17 -- Revelations

I was just as glad to be casually dressed, as i've no idea what they might have thought of a vicar visiting what was known to be a perfectly respectable bar whose clientele was primarily gay.

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The Bounty - Chapter 3: The Hunt Begins and Ends

"i was askin' up and about, and one of the blokes said somethin' about a vicar looking after the meek to get 'em in his little.. exodus freak show. i hear he got kicked out of the church recently."

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Collar 15 -- Answers

The nurse who had been assigned to a week's live-in duty was grateful to let me have the hour's worth of earful, just to give her a break this, too, is what vicars are for, and i let it slide off me.

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Collar 10 -- Glory

"he might be in the annex, vicar. he's taken to 'shooting hoops' sometimes, as the yowens call it." "he's all right?" i asked, my voice betraying far too much worry. "he's been fine. he's starting to trust being outside again.

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Testing the Waters

vicar opens it and i... well, i burst into tears to be honest." "aww..."

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Collar 12 -- Pax Vo Biscum

I had earned a master of divinity degree in order to become a vicar, but i often wondered why so much of the degree focused on the needs of the liturgical rather than the personal, or even the genuinely spiritual.

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For The Servant (Chapter 1)

He watched it grow, rubbing his balls gently, and let out a surprised giggle for the sins he committed only doubled the ecstasy; the sodomy and the mild homoerotic images that flashed through his brain were both things frowned upon by the vicars of his land

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