Clueless ch15: Oops, Guess We’re Retconning That

_ i took a deep exaggerated breath, fisted my paws for resolve, then i pecked daren on the lips real fast. ...a little too fast maybe, it was more like a woodpecker hitting a piece of wood rather than a kiss goodbye.

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Comforts

You're not woodpecker." "or porcupine." "or beaver." "or termite." they laughed. "did he really bring a pair of termites?" fox asked. "imagine them trying to abstain while we're afloat." raccoon giggled.

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Buccaneers of Black Pond Chapter 6

"must've been the wind or... or a woodpecker." 206. 207. he started his descent down the stairs, and then he heard it again. 208. 209. thunk. 210. 211. and then soon after, the stair step beneath his foot gave way. 212. 213.

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House In The Woods - Good End

woodpeckers. they were nature's most determined nest building bird, the magazine claimed, and never gave up, no matter how many obstacles arose before them. closing the magazine, ava watched peter mix the cake batter.

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The Blessings of Min

"what you really need is some of these carefully handcrafted wooden rods." called a woodpecker showing them off. "a great way to slowly get things started for any newcomers." "alright son, let's just head in and...son?"

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It's Grrrrrrreat!

But the harder i tried to ignore the heat and slippery goodness of that hole the harder it became until i let loose on her like a woodpecker on cocaine. i could feel my finger nails cutting into her hide as i delivered a load straight towards her womb.

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Zion: Light of the New Moon Part 3, The Imperial Palace Ch 4

She struck like a woodpecker, forcing him back with a flurry of blows.

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Mischievous Sands

"that should keep those woodpeckers happy. oh! hello there, eric! it's pleasant to see you!" mrs. mendelbaum smiled jovially as she spotted eric, and lefty gave her a brief wave. she always seemed to have a pleasant demeanor.

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You Don't Know Me Without You

"the woodpecker?" "mm-hmm. was after my suet cakes." field nodded quietly. he'd yet to see a pileated woodpecker. though he'd seen the downy, hairy, red-bellied, and red-headed. also, he'd ... " ... you two talking about birds again?"

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An Island Affair

A woodpecker laughed nearby and i silently appreciated the play of muscles in jeff's back and legs as he padded along the trail. it was just wide enough for single file, and i didn't mind that at all.

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A hippo's third birthing experience

While the big figured, tall hippo walks along the trail that so far is a straight path, albeit a hilly one at that, he takes notice of all the flora and fauna in this region, from the woodpeckers high up in the trees, to the blue jays flying low, to

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the Pool Boi

My ass was getting pounded like a woodpecker hits trees (not literally). i clenched my cheeks around him, out of pure instinct. my heat was so thick, i felt my body recharge...i could go much longer now.

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