Otter Abuse, Part One
Having an appreciation for the finer things in life wasn't limited to just the affluent or royalty, but one particular king of the jungle had tastes that were every bit as interesting as they were opulent. "Getting tired yet?" asked Nbowa, as he...
The Horrors of Stonebury, Chapter 9
It was only the next day that Tandy was already done using the Tupperware that she'd borrowed from Tina, and though she still didn't sleep well that night, partially because of the ranting and raving of her husband, and partially because of the odd,...
A Special Massage for Dawn's Favorite Customer
The first time Jon went in for a massage for his back pain, he got more than he bargained for, but he certainly couldn't complain about the service. At the end of the day, his back felt _worlds_ better than it did before, and he was able to return...
Sly's Defeat
**Sly's Defeat** "I hope you see how futile this all was." the Panda King said, standing over the breathless and panting Sly Cooper, the raccoon lying defeated on the floor, groaning softly, his cane just out of reach. Sly, despite his best efforts,...
Relieving All of His Tension
Everyone else seemed to be excited for the big game, but no matter how hard he'd tried over the first couple years of his college career, Jace just couldn't get the same thrill as he did when he was on the sidelines in high school. He was older, then:...
Starfox - Wolf's Favour
**Starfox - Wolf's Favour** Fox paced back and forth with a sigh, hands behind his head in a casual, nonchalant manner as he glanced at his wrecked Arwing. "Well... shit," he grumbled. "Slippy's got a lot to answer for." His engine was still...
Made in His Master's Image
Though the benefits to taking a jog first thing in the morning were nearly endless, Shane was on the path and chasing the sunrise for a couple of very specific reasons. Like anyone else, the first reason was just his general health: keeping a slender...
Snug as a Sybian Bug
Getting to work from home for the majority of her jobs didn't mean that Bridgette was free of the stress of **feeling** like she'd spent the whole day in the office: it was the freedom to go to the kitchen and grab a refill of coffee that kept her from...
Paying the Price of Admission
There were few things so empowering in the world as hearing an announcer call your name to an already feverish audience, but that crowd was saving one more gear for the sweating, panting star as she stepped through the curtain and into the exit of the...
GW2 Fan Fiction: Inquest Mesmorized
Pelli had been given an important mission to discover what the fools in Rata Sum were doing associating with the, "Pact". Long had the Inquest been attempting to take over the city of Rata Sum, the home of the Asura, but they had been foiled time...
Better Sex Than You Can Pay For
Even when the economy was failing, there were at least several industries that didn't seem at all endangered by Great Recession. Gambling was one of them, of course, as people were always quick to think that spending a dollar to make a million was a...
Nightclub Surprises
Hanging out at a club just wasn't as simple as it used to be, some ten or twenty odd years ago. The paradigm of the world and the club scene had shifted. The days of doing cocaine off of toilet seats and the stomachs of promiscuous women had come...