Scott's Night Off: A Serenifi Spin-Off
Scott: nice frickin' pun! so... do you wanna do anything? "ruffle some feathers", if you know what i mean?
Weasley's Boi
Ron ordered, smirking widely that would make even a slytherin green with envy (pun intended.)
A Gift or a Curse Ch. 2
"pun...pun!!" he cried back, panting hard as he continued to rut her. "f-faster, a little faster please? ohh!!" the big bunny pokemon granted her wish as he sped up, his powerful hips driving deep inside her.
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt11.
**"lop...punny...lop...lop...unny?...lopunny...punny!"** [what you mean form earlier?...but that was just foreplay!] came the response as she mumbles around his fully engorged shaft.
Bunny Love: Chapter 6
The separated, and rose saw blake's new bone (pun intended), and her eyes lit up. rose: ooooh! that's a big bone you've got there. blake: well, maybe i should bury it somewhere safe.
Gorthorn: Chapter 9: Difficult Cases
The spider clapped a hand over his mouth and tried not to chuckle at the pun, but did anyway. the wolf looked on in confusion.
Chapter 5
"and, you can feel free to pun all you like, you're very punny." "i do have a pen and paper. and the pun is, 'that's not how you use a dragonbreath attack!' so, who are you planning on showing off to?"
The gold of paradise
Veledar is a big scaly red, inflated with an pride but so endearing (puns ?!)).
#deep (Pundamentals #1)
. :3 i had told kaily, the runner of this contest, that i would bite and try out making puns. if this is not good enough... ... oh well. there is four more weeks me thinks and i would be able to submit two more before then. xp geez, am i late.
My Vixen
This is sorta just a first for me bear in mind (no pun intended) that this was written by my sleep deprived mind at 4 in the morning . my vixen i sigh and shiver as my body searches for yours while i slumber.
Anequina
The people of anequina deal a lot with the trade and economy of elsweyr, with the people of pelletine aiding, by selling their moonsugar cane to the north, who refine it and send it elsewhere, no pun intended.
Masseustela (Pundamental #2)
Ok, so i can't claim to have written this pun, but when i saw it yesterday in a comment on a get fuzzy comic strip i couldn't resist writing a 2nd really quick story for the back to pundamentals contest.