Beyond the Next Sunrise
Sutter came up, "look you fucking assholes, i am in charge of this mission". "fucking assholes is right", jeffery adds. "jeffery, i could tell you where to stick it. but you know where all ready", lt. jg. basil shouted back. "oooo".
False_Princess Ballerina Boy Commission Part 1
'some of the other assholes from his class must have come back and swapped them as a joke,' he thought as he shoved his glasses back onto his face.
"The Plant - Chapter 1 "Sean goes missing."
"thanks to those assholes i got wet and missed the bus!" sean yelled into the air, his only reply was a low breeze, a bit of dust picking up behind him.
Locker Room Bullies, Beware This Bear
You don't need to suck these assholes." i looked up at him innocently. "but can i at least suck their assholes?" he laughed loudly as the others chuckled good-naturedly at our exchange.
It's a... Party?
I got these assholes." "roger that." he walked over to them and slammed the butt of his gun in one of the hyena's temples, knocking him out cold.
Breaking The Line Draft 1, CH 05
Of course those assholes would check with him. arnold's word couldn't be enough. "i don't know what damian's game is," arnold said. "no one does as far as i know, other than he wants to fuck us over."
A Dog in Blue: Too Little Too Late
Travis didn't know why, but the labrador was always pining after the assholes. the younger dog knew this, of course, and actually looked for it when cruising for a lay. in his mind, the assholes were the best in bed. travis cleared his throat.
Outpatient Scare
Picking up on the fact that the rhino wasn't even bothering to thrust, the slave thought to himself, 'if these two assholes are so into each other, they should just find a room and leave me the hell alone.'
The Squall Chapter 13 as written by MercenaryMark/Mathanwy92
Vin replied, steering them along, "that's because you were zapped here, ported off to our world without a care by a lion named charles and his company of zealous assholes." "lion?"
Wind of Change: Chapter 12
These...sharkies are fucking assholes. they almost fucking drowned me inside a gel! they cut my antlers and left me to die naked in a fucking room filled with decaying corpses!
Perilous Jaunt Chapter 18
You can't just see a few assholes and assume every one of the same species, religion or sexuality as them is like that, too. do you remember pan?" "your friend in tynas?" peter asked.
Forceful Exchange (NC Story Commission For Jon Sanders)
Fang leaned his back into the wall of the alley between 45 and 47 Reginald Boulevard. He scanned the headlines in a newspaper he had picked up on his way there and grimaced as he read one that mentioned him by name. "Mob boss escapes! Local hero Fang...