Janet the skunk in handicapability

Now you just seem like a douche. come upstairs let's see, if you surpass your handy cap.", said janet the guy was hilarious. "what?", asked jack looking like running off. "sex? you know what doe, and stag do with the scary ghost noises?"

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Chapter 6: Monday

That was until jerry told toni to knock it off and that if he was that desperate to shake the "rookie syndrome" off himself, than "douche" might become _his_ permanent nickname. "morning sheriff. hey reis."

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Love and War Chapter 5

"yeah..total douche-bag. are you ok?" "yeah yeah i'm fine..but.." "but what mark?" "that moment he tried to kill you...i could have lost you..it..made me realize i really care for you josh.." josh blushed hard.

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Yakko turns into a sexual deviant Chapter 2 part A

I was a real douche and wanted to make it up to you." turning around and walking back to her where she kept her music scripts by the window yakko was sure to get in as much ass viewing as he could. "ohhhhhh such a sweet ass."

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Black (Chapter 1 of Black and White)

I'll toss a few back and wait for the douches to pair up with the drunk girls. it's then that i slide through the crowd, the metaphorical lioness slinking her way through the serengeti, looking for the lone gazelle.

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It's Always Sunny in Liberty City - The Gang Cripples Rags

But if you don't, you're probably an aging hippy douche who can't come to terms with his mortality and thus can't find any enjoyment in life and thus feels that everyone else should be as miserable as you.  ^^   mall parking lot - alderney, liberty city

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Health and Fitness: Chapter 5

Pete explained that he only got into sports to get closer to a guy who turned out to be straight and quite the douche-bag. before wrestling, pete played card games and read comic books.

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Can I RIm Your Brother? Part Two!

Oh, nice one michael, i said mentally, after that she's totally not going to assume you have something terrible to tell her, douche bag! i rolled my eyes at myself and continued, "i love you, and i don't ever want to hurt you on purpose.

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A Fox Behind Bars part 13

His smug mask of doucheness slipped for just a second, but long enough for me to catch. blake took out his radio, calling for an escort to take herb to a holding cell while his paperwork was drawn up. "don't look so sad.

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[Karma's Fate] - New Beginning (Chpt. 1)

I managed to get steady grades and make a couple of friends, but most of them were douches. my parents constantly nagged at me on how low i'm doing in school and how i should socialize a lot more.

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Tyler x Shadow 4: Enter Bradley

Otherwise, he's just a pokémon abusing douche. and, for the record, he doesn't understand poke'mon. **chapter four** bradley had left the gym to train his pokémon, hoping to finally beat it by the time he returned.

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