A Feast of Apples and Cream

When you've watched the lord of the rings and hobbit trilogies multiple times, it's kind of hard not to see orcs and ents and dragons hiding in the trees. and don't even get me started on star wars." "yup....nerd." she said with a snicker.

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B.D.S.M. (Chapter 5, Book2, Act1)

Unless you want me to teleport you into the sky and let you drop to your death, i suggest you tell me where i can find that little hobbit-looking freak. or, better yet, you can tell me where i can find your boss."

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Angelo's Schooling

Both the feral ones, like smaug from the hobbit, and the anthro ones like the rest of the population here, came out of the gate in the himalayas to see the rest of the world.

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Truffle Trouble

Was he a hobbit following after a full sized man? eagen had thought the comparison silly at first, at least until he realized that he was not walking over cold, dried leaves but instead softer, lusher moss.

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Empty Basket

"what are they, hobbits?" "you_learn_ to live life for more than just _yourself_," lydia finished through her teeth. "shit, i can barely take care of _me_right now," melinda chuckled again as she made herself another drink. "i thought the same thing!"

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Our Human Masks, Chapter 3

I can't imagine that, a bespeckled, hobbit-haired, cheekbone-accentuatingly thin smartass, i met his vision of the perfect son. if i'd had the audacity, i would have just outright said, "well, excuse me for not being an exact replica of thomas.

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Lykos Wild Things - 07 - Point of Convergence

"by the way, frodo is a hobbit, not a dwarf, so calling me gimli would've been more appropriate. also, the 'were' in the word werewolf means 'man', which i guess makes me a midgetwolf.

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Tales from the Foxhole: Chapter 7

"well, i've read the trilogy, the hobbit, and the silmarillion, but if you're asking how many books i've read, i imagine that number is well over one hundred. i've got a pretty decent collection of fantasy and sci-fi books."

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Age before beauty

"it's just what i do... a male has got to have a hobbit." the fat older bull answered with a lewd snicker, as his long thick red erection slithered out of his sheath. "some guys like golf... some collect cars...

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When I Woke Up

Great, is it giving me hobbit feet now? how does that help my life style? they did not get bigger though, just longer.

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Eudaemon II: Dragon and Colossus, Part 1

The effect was a miniature cabin out of a fantasy world... if the windows hadn't been placed so high, zerrex would have mused on whether it belonged to hobbits or elves or some other race of supernatural being.

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