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Backdoor Plumbing

By: Ash Cinder

Edited by: Ajax Coriander

I stepped into the employee work room and began getting my uniform on. Just another day at my job at Farkas's Plumbing. Wasn't the most glamorous or easy job, but it definitely paid the bills.

I started slipping on my indigo work clothes before I felt someone give my ass a slap from behind, making me jump. I turned around to see my co-worker, a large Saint Bernard named Ajax laughing it up.

"Jerk!" I said, giving him a playful push.

"Sorry, I just couldn't resist," he said with a shrug.

Despite getting on my nerves at times, Ajax was a pretty nice guy to work with. He made the day go by fast and was fun to talk to. Didn't realize when I first worked with him that I'd be getting along as well as we ended up doing.

"Still sore from last night?" He asked with a smirk.

"Not too sore to stay home." I replied, finishing up getting my work clothes on.

Our work relationship obviously didn't start out sexual. We worked together, fixing up household plumbing for months, keeping it professional. But after one particularly long day, after one particularly bad clogged pipe, we took a load off in the company truck. He loosened his belt, I saw his hard on pop out, a few moments later he had a nice warm load shooting down my throat. And the rest is history. We've kept it secret from Larry, don't want to get in trouble for "lack of professionalism" or whatever. Speaking of whom, his voice came over the intercom,

"Ash and Ajax, please come see me in my office for your first assignment of the day."

"Well, best to get to it. The sooner we start, the sooner we finish," Ajax said, putting his arm over my shoulder and leading me out of the locker room.

We arrived in Farkas's office, seeing the old bulldog writing down different employees' names on his board to show who he's sent out and who is still here.

"There you two are, some lady called earlier and said she's having a few problems with her family's bathroom, usual stuff, sink's nearly clogged, water pressure in the shower's too weak, take the clipboard with the address and make sure it's all fixed." He said, getting straight to the point.

"Yessir!" I said, grabbing the clipboard. "Let's go dude," I said, motioning to Ajax.

We got into one of the company vans, set the GPS to the client's address and sped off with Ajax behind the wheel.

"Hopefully this won't be another monster hair clog stopping up the entire bathroom." I said.

"Like the one at the Amity house..." Ajax shuddered as he drove. "I still say they had an Ewok living somewhere in their house. One thing is for sure,

"we're definitely not in the most glamorous line of work," he said.

"Yeah, but we're not too bad at it, I'd say," I replied. "By the way, you really should be careful teasing me at work. What if someone sees us and reports us for inappropriate behavior?"

"Aw, c'mon, the danger is what makes it fun! Don't you remember the time you sucked me off under the counter while I was talking to a client?" He asked, smirking at me.

"I still can't believe I let you talk me into that!" I scolded.

"You seemed to enjoy it though, judging by the boner you had rubbing against my leg," he teased

"That's not the point!" I shot back. "Eventually our luck might run out and one of your little shenanigans will get us fired."

"I've been working here longer than you, 5 years and counting, and have done plenty of other things on the clock that I wasn't supposed to. Still have my job, still haven't gotten caught!" He bragged.

"Just saying, cockiness has been the death of plenty of people," I warned, parking the car in front of the client's house.

"I'll try and remember that," the Saint Bernard said with sarcasm.

We both walked up to the front door and knocked, being greeted by a human woman, with brunette hair a few seconds later.

"Oh good, you're here," she greeted, showing us inside, "I'm Crystal Irvine."

"Nice to meet you," I replied, "I'm Ash, and this big guy's my partner, Ajax."

"So, where's the leak?" Ajax asked.

Mrs. Irvine began leading us to the bathroom.

"It's not a leak," she clarified, "the water pressure in the shower has been too low for the past few days, and the sink isn't draining."

"Eh, that can be a number of things causing those issues," Ajax said. "For the sink, it's usually some hairball, but I've pulled out everything from toy cars to a necklace. We won't know until we take a look."

The bathroom was pretty standard, bathtub with a shower to the left, with a sink and wooden cabinet underneath right in front of the doorway. I could see a noticeable pool of water in the sink that wasn't draining.

"Well, I guess we'll get started," Ajax said, putting our tools down by one of the bathroom walls.

"I'll leave you two to it then, let me know if you need anything," she said before walking off down the hall.

I looked at the sink with a bit of dread before turning to Ajax.

"So, who's taking the shower and who's taking the sink?" I asked.

"You don't expect me to fit under there do you?" He asked, pointing to the cabinet under the sink as he drew back the shower curtain.

"Well, let's see if I can at least make this water go down first." I groaned and grabbed the shop-vac. I sucked up the water under the sink, and then I grabbed the plunger.

I started pushing the plunger up and down while Ajax got to working on the shower.

"Yeah, boy!" He commented. "Work that pole."

I gave him a dirty look before pushing the plunger down as hard as I could. Thankfully that actually got the water to go down. Whatever had caused the water earlier didn't cause more water to pool under the sink, so I wouldn't be laying in water as I worked on the clog. I'd normally use a zip-it, but the teeth broke off our last one yesterday, and until we restock, it'll just be quicker to unscrew the U shaped bend in the P-trap to see if there's anything in there causing the issue.

"Do you have to make that remark every time I use the plunger?" I asked annoyed, as I got down on my knees and set a bucket under the pipes to catch any water that would spill out.

"I wouldn't if you hadn't done such a good pole dance at Sasha's birthday party," he said with a smirk in his voice.

I giggled while he turned on the shower to check the water pressure.

"Who would have known that was my hidden talent?" I asked.

I gave my ass a wiggle as I finished loosening the pipe, knowing he'd be looking at it.

He chuckled.

"You're such a tease."

"You're no better than me. So, how's the shower looking?" I asked.

"Let's see if it's what it usually is..." He said, doing something I couldn't see.

"What? She left the hose on?"

"Okay, the usual thing _after_the hose--Yup!" He said suddenly.

"What?" I asked, sticking my long cleaning brush in the pipe.

"Shower head was just loose. All done!"

"Oh, good for you," I groaned, pulling the brush out to see a whole bunch of hair attached to it. "Sheesh, did she shave her legs in here?!"

I heard Ajax chuckle behind me.

"Damn, you'll probably need this then," he said.

He handed me the multi-hook tool that was good for getting loose gunk like that out of the pipes. I took it and started sticking it in the pipe.

"Ugh, I hate hair clogs," I muttered.

"View's nice from where I'm standing."

"Glad you're enjoying yourself," I snarked, giving my butt a sassy wiggle.

I felt that cheeky Saint Bernard give it a grope and giggled a bit. Well, even if I was digging hair out of a clogged pipe, at least Ajax was here to lighten the mood.

"How's it coming along in here gentlemen?"

I let out a small yelp as I suddenly heard the voice of Mrs. Irvine. Fuck, did she see us?"

"Uh, good ma'am!" Ajax quickly answered. "Your shower's all good now, just needed to tighten the showerhead and add some new Teflon tape. There's some sediment build up on the head though, we can fix that for you if you'd like, but that'll cost extra."

"Yeah, and it looks like a hamster got shredded in here," I said in an annoyed tone.

"Ugh, I keep telling my husband not to flush his hair down the sink when he's shaving," she said in an equally annoyed tone. "I just wanted to let you two know that I'm going to need to head out real quick; my son's car broke down on the side of the road and he needs someone to give him a lift the rest of the way to work," Mrs. Irvine said.

"No problem ma'am," I said, "we're just finishing up now, so we'll be done by the time we get back."

"Thank you, I shouldn't be too long, there's some lemonade in the fridge if you two want to help yourselves," she said as she walked back down the hallway.

We heard the front door close as she headed out.

"That was too damn close!" I said.

I continued screwing the pipe back into place.

"Yeah, if I'd squeezed that cute ass of yours just a second too late, we would have got caught. Shame we have to be here a little longer, huh?" I heard Ajax say.

"Yeah, but at least it gives us a nice little break."

"If only we knew how to keep busy during it..." I heard him trail off.

"I mean, she probably wouldn't mind us watching TV until she got back, or some--"

I let out a yelp as I felt a big paw slap my ass, followed by a hardy laugh.

I turned around glaring up at the Saint Bernard, with a cheeky expression on his face.

"You dick, you could have made me hit my head on the sink!"

"Sorry," he said with a shrug, "but how am I supposed to resist when it's just sticking out like that?"

"We're plumbers, our asses always stick out." I groaned.

I reached under the sink and grabbed the wrench that was still locked in place and finished up the pipe, continuing to look up at Ajax.

"C'mon, how about it?" He said with a devious grin. "We could probably get a quick fuck in before she gets back, it usually takes a while to pick someone up during a car breakdown."

I sighed as I loosened the wrench and put it back in our toolbox.

"We don't even know how far away her son is," I pointed out, "he could just be like 10 minutes away and he could have been 5 minutes away from work."

"You know you want it..." He teased, grabbing his crotch.

"I do..." I admitted.

I could feel my boner straining against my work pants.

"Then let me just get those pants off ya," he said, pulling them down. "You don't even need to change that position."

I cracked a smile, quickly making sure the pipe was tightened all the way.

"Hm," Ajax muttered. "Think we can use this to help lube you up?"

He showed me the bar of soap from the shower.

"No thanks!" I replied. "Tried that once and it makes it burns just as bad back there as it does when it gets in your eyes!"

"Eugh!" Ajax said, grimacing and putting the soap back.

He walked back behind me and grabbed my cheeks.

"Well, the old-fashioned way is fine with me," he said, spreading my cheeks.

I gasped, feeling his large, wet tongue licking my hole. I gripped my wrench tightly, feeling my legs start to shake. Yeah, rimming kind of drove me crazy. If you ever wanted to see me squirm that was the way to do it.

I heard the Saint let out a deep laugh behind me before pushing his appendage inside, licking around my inner walls.

"Oh, fuck yes..." I panted, tossing my head back.

Ajax squeezed my ass cheeks before pulling his tongue out.

"That should do it," he said before reaching between my legs and groping my erect cock. "Damn, you're leaking already."

I looked down to see my cock was indeed dripping pre.

"We'll have to make sure to clean that up before we leave," I said.

"That reminds me, let me pull your undies up so they're covering your cock," he said, doing exactly that. "Don't want a stray cumshot, do we?"

"Good call. Now get on with it so we can be done before she gets back!"

"Sheesh," He said, standing back up behind me, "so needy."

"Shut up and breed me already!"

Without any other wisecracks, Ajax pushed his hips forward. I let out a pleasured yelp as I felt his cock slip in.

The larger canine gripped the counter and began humping me. I tried to keep my balance as he rocked my body back and forth. I loved it when Ajax got rough!

I started letting out pleasured moans, feeling my underwear already start to dampen with precum.

I felt Ajax's balls slap against my ass, his breathing started to get deeper with some sexy growls for good measure.

"Who's your daddy, pup?" He growled above me. "Who's your daddy?"

"You are!" I panted.

"Who?!"

"Papa Ajax!"

"That's right!"

He bent his knees lower so he could really start pounding me. I panted and moaned; my hips being shoved forward each time he rammed his cock back inside me. I could feel my underwear growing more damp as pre continued to leak out of my cock.

Ajax began humping me faster. I gritted my teeth each time he slammed his hips into mine, feeling his knot starting to strain against my entrance.

"Wait, you're not about to knot me, are you?!"

"You know it, pup!"

I tried to protest, to tell him that we'd get caught for sure if we were stuck together. But he began going all out right then, making me completely incoherent as I let out gasps and moans, feeling his member spearing my sweet spot.

I struggled to keep myself steady and to keep him from slamming my face into the pipe in front of me. Jeez, I knew Ajax liked a little risk with sex, but this was kind of pushing it. How long had Irvine been gone anyway? I was really getting close to cumming now, but my face was also getting pretty close to smashing into the pipe.

"Jeez!" I managed to get out. "You're about to cave my face in!"

Ajax let out a growl before giving me one more hard thrust, his knot popping in place. I let out a yelp and came into my underwear, feeling the Saint Bernard also splooge deep inside me, his cock throbbing inside me, pumping more and more warm seed into my insides.

I panted as I tried to regain my composure, my body trembling from all the excitement we just engaged in.

"Sh-Sheesh, did you have to shove your knot in?" I yelled.

"Sorry, but you know I love knotting," Ajax said with a nervous laugh.

He stepped backwards, pulling me out of the cupboard.

"And I know you do too," he chuckled, reaching down and petting me.

"Now we have to wait for it to go down, genius! What if we get caught?" I scolded. "She could be back any minute!"

"Don't worry, we weren't even fucking that long, I'll be out of you before--"

Ajax didn't have to finish his sentence, as the sound of the front door opening revealed just how wrong he was...

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