The Sensible Hare
#7 of Bunny Games
Article for September, 70m (written 2014)
I would like to start this article with an apology. I need to apologize to my readers, not only for how late this is, but for leading them astray for all these years. I have spent many articles reporting the horrors of Walter Elliot and his crimes against rabbits, children, and all morphs. After his release last month, I planned this article to be pretty much the same. I had a list of questions to confront him about the Rabbit Rules that have been going around and his general disrespect for females. I contacted him and he invited me to come up to do the interview.
He was staying in a hotel owned by a rabbit. I couldn't believe that any rabbit responsible enough to run a major business would be taken in by his immature sex cult. I was met in the lobby; they recognized me from the pictures on my site. I was a little worried that I was walking into the camp of an enemy that was prepared for me and expected to be disappeared or forced into silence. On the elevator up, he didn't try to berate me for my previous articles or defend Mr Elliot in any way. He just told me that if I needed anything to let him know and pointed me to the suite at the end of the hall.
The door was open and I could hear the sounds of casual sex. I expected to walk in and catch him deflowering another innocent, young bunny. I was ready to get pictures and have him sent right back to jail. The smell hit me before I could see inside: heat and sex and sweat and more. What I found was far beyond what I had ever imagined. The room was filled with naked rabbits of all ages, colors, breeds, shapes and styles. It wasn't just young, innocent bunnies, but males and females of all ages, casually spread around the room in various phases of lovemaking.
As I stood there, a door opened down the hall and three does emerged. They walked towards me and slipped around me, into the room. They were welcomed warmly and each found a buck waiting for them. I must have been standing there for a while, because a tall doe came up to me and led me inside. She was very friendly and comforting as we walked through the room. Most of the rabbits were unoccupied and watched us. We passed a buck actively humping one of the three does from the hall as she pulled at his hips. I was too stunned to say anything and just hugged my tablet to my chest as he plunged into her a final time and his tail twitched convulsively. She closed her eyes with a gleeful expression and he looked up at me as we passed.
I found Walter Elliot lounging nude on a large bed, surrounded by naked does and bucks, some older and some much younger. I have never found the male human body attractive and his was even more repulsive. With the short, curly hairs spread sparsely across his skin, he looked like a sick Astrex with no ears.
My guide leaned over to whisper to a young doe on the bed, then kissed her head and left. I felt a little uncomfortable being the only rabbit wearing clothes, but I wasn't about to take them off around him. They all stared at me for a moment until the man finally spoke. He welcomed me warmly and told me how pleased he was that I had finally decided to join them. I resisted the urge to tell him to shove his smile up his butt and focused on the interview I had prepared.
The rabbits around him responded more than he did, which made for a difficult interview, so I'll introduce them here. On the end of the bed were Jerrel and Horram, two of his sons from before his incarceration, both 15 now. The rest were does. Beside him were Tama, 14; and Yvi, 31. In his lap were Coffee and Pelska, 18. With his sons at the end of the bed, Tish, 16; and Erin, 21. On a couch beside the bed were Bella, 35; Gimma, 19; and Kita, 14. Yvi, Erin, Bella and Kita were clearly pregnant.
Sensible Hare : You were just released from prison after spending fifteen years for your previous sexual antics and here you are again, doing the same thing.
Walter Elliot : I've got a lot of catching up to do.
SH : Don't you regret forcing yourself on a ten year old bunny?
Tama : He didn't force himself on her.
WE : Why don't you ask her how_she_ feels about it.
He gestured behind me to the tall rabbit that had guided me through the sex den and had now returned to offer me something to drink. I turned her down, because I had brought my own water, and she introduced herself as Anielle.
Anielle : I had heard of him and his rabbit family. I liked how he was bringing rabbits together. When I met him, I loved him even more. I had just had my first period a couple weeks before and heard him talking with Yvi there about how sad it was to think about all the bunnies that would never get a chance at life because their egg went unfertilized. I begged him to not let me kill another bunny. He resisted at first, but I wore him down and I am so glad, because it gave us Tama.
SH : Tama is your daughter, but you're lying in bed naked with her?
WE : Clothes don't matter.
Horram : If you like to decorate yourself or need to protect yourself, clothes are useful, but they should never be a crutch for a weak will.
SH : Your conviction brought you a lot of attention and now hundreds of rabbits want to join your perverted cause.
Pelska : More like thousands.
Coffee : And other species, too, but it's just for rabbits.
Pelska : They can make their own families.
Horram : The perversion is the human belief that we should limit our families to just a few children. Our bodies want to breed and we should honor that purpose.
I sat down on the bed to engage this topic.
SH : Are you trying to take over the world with rabbits and install yourself as king?
WE : (laughing) I don't want to be king.
Pelska : You'd make a great king.
Coffee agreed and they began fondling him until his human penis stood erect, I turned away as they continued and focused on Jerrel and Tish in front of me.
SH : You have been responsible for a population boom in rabbits, not only your own 200 children
Bella : 263
Yvi : Soon to be 313, and counting.
Bella : Oh yes, he's been busy since he got out.
Pelska : I'm sure I've got another by now.
Coffee : Me, too.
Kita : I have a grandchild for him
Tama : This is my second.
Erin : We'll be adding our fifth
Tish : And this will be our third.
Jerrel : Really, Tish?
She kissed her answer and everyone cheered them.
WE : Congratulations, Jerrel.
SH : But you have also inspired many other rabbits to breed prolifically.
WE : Good. The world needs more rabbits.
SH : With the world already struggling to support its current population, how do you expect it to support all these rabbits?
Horram : The planet is fine. The problem has always been how humans have treated it. We have the knowledge to live balanced, but the selfish choose not to make the effort. For example, modern terraforming has allowed these three cities to thrive in what was once barren desert wilderness. If we live as a supportive community, rather than the perverted human isolation, we can care for as many as we can produce. The more we grow, the more we are able to grow.
SH : And you think rabbits can do that better than any other species?
WE : Rabbits are the greatest species.
Horram : It's not so much the species as the effort. Because we are teaching our children to be responsible and productive, every rabbit in our society has a purpose. We are hoping to lead by example to show the rest of the world population that it is possible to live in peace and balance.
SH : Or overwhelm them with sheer numbers. Many people think these Rabbit Rules going around are just an excuse to have sex.
Coffee : The sex is good.
She got up and Pelska held Elliot's penis while she sat down on it. I looked at the others, but they were watching and seemed pleased to see their father or mate blatantly having sex in front of them.
Horram : Sex is a basic part of biology. It is meant to be pleasurable, so even the most primitive creatures would continue to do it. It is not our goal just to have sex. Survival requires much more effort than just breeding. The most important part of our society is the work that all the rabbits in it do. It's a shame that most outsiders focus on the sex and miss the real lessons we are trying to share.
I tried to remain as calm as they were, but Erin was fondling Horram's ears and the rest of his body as she watched Elliot. I turned to Jerrel in front of me, but Tish was just as intent on getting his attention. I realized how much I had been fighting my own arousal. Had I been nude and male, it would be just as obvious as Jerrel's erection in front of me. I was glad for my secret and continued with the questions I had prepared on my tablet.
SH : One of your Rabbit Rules states that rabbits should only breed with rabbits, yet the creator of these rules is not himself a rabbit.
Coffee : Oh, he is a rabbit.
Pelska : He is a great rabbit.
Tama : The greatest rabbit.
Horram : You call yourself The Sensible Hare and yet you're not really a hare. Just looking at you, your rabbit heritage is obvious.
Tish : You are a beautiful rabbit; you should be proud of it.
She must have noticed me staring at her mate's lap, because she slid her paws down to stroke his erection and display it to me as she whispered in his ear. Jerrel put his paw on my leg and leaned over my tablet.
Jerrell : If you are uncomfortable with sex, you can leave at any time, but you are welcome to stay and join us.
SH : No, I'm fine with it. I just have a few more questions.
Tama leaned over my shoulder to read them.
Tama : We don't encourage breeding before maturity. We promote education, so young rabbits are ready when their body is.
Horram : Children are capable of learning many things if we let them. It is important to let them see their world, so they can develop their perspective early on. It is much more difficult for adults to discover that something they believe is wrong. If we let our young rabbits see how we can improve the world, they will learn early and have more time to do things right.
Tama : Oh, a good one. How many sexual partners have you had? I've only had one. Lee is wonderful.
The full question was about diseases and such, but I wasn't thinking clearly as Tama had taken to stroking my ears as she leaned on my back.
Coffee : Walter's the only one for me.
She moaned as Elliot pushed up into her in response.
Pelska : Me, too.
Ivy : I've had three, starting with Walter. Ty didn't give me anything, but Olvem has given me eleven now.
Kita : Well, Ty gave me these two here.
Gimma : I had one before Walter.
Bella : I was with a fox until Walter found me. I gave him three and while he was away, Huvor gave me 17 more, including this one. I can't wait to carry another of Walter's.
Tish : Jerrel has kept me satisfied with these three.
Erin : Same with Horram, but he's a busy buck.
Horram : Jerrel and I have kept pretty even, but I got a couple extra when he was sick last year.
Jerrel : Remember those two black bunnies that changed their minds on us last month? I called them back a couple weeks ago, but they both wanted me.
Horram : You lucky buck.
Tish : That's my stud. Every bunny wants this rabbit in her. How about you, beauty?
I couldn't think about anything but her steady strokes on his erection in front of me in time with Tama's strokes on my ears. I reached for my water bottle, but it was empty. I heard Tama in my ear, ask me if I wanted some more water, but it was too quiet for the recording.
SH : I'd like some.
Tama pulled me back as Jerrel leaned over me. My pants slid off my legs and my blouse was opened. I felt so dazed, I just lay there with paws caressing all over my body as Jerrel pushed into me. It seemed surreal as I looked beside me to see Elliot finish in Coffee and turn to watch his son thrusting into me. I closed my eyes and tried not to enjoy what was happening to me, but when I felt him release into me, it was as if my body finally had what it wanted. I felt them roll me over and opened my eyes to find the tan furred crotch of Pelska with human legs below it. I felt the thrust again, harder this time, and looked back to see Horram pulling his hips against mine. Another thrust shoved my face back into Pelska and I don't remember much more, just someone stroking my ears and back and legs and tail and everything felt so disconnected.
I woke up in my own bed. I was clean and my tablet was on my desk. The interview was there, in its entirety, and as I listened, I started to write this article. I know I should be upset, since they technically raped me, then broke into my home, but I was interrupted while writing the angry version of this and it changed my mind.
I opened the door to find Jerrel, Tama, Yvi and Bella. Before I could pull together a coherent rant to scream at them, Bella gave me a small book and a hug and welcomed me to the family. Ivy stepped up and hugged me and said she was glad that I was a sensible rabbit. Jerrel stepped up and put his paws on my belly. He said that, next to his wife, Tish, I was the most important mate he had. Bella told me that if there was anything I ever needed, I shouldn't hesitate to call, then they left.
Inside the book, I found a card with my name and a number on it. The book was a list of contacts, categorized for things like doctors, mechanics, techs, shipping, lawyers, and more. Anything you could ever need could be done by a rabbit. There was a scan code in the back of the book and when I scanned it with my phone, it connected me to a LiveContacts list of everyone in the book and even more. Some were already pinned for me and I recognized them. I found Jerrel and Tish both listed as legal aides. Horram is a public relations consultant and Erin, a nurse. Anielle has a catering service. Yvi is an editor and Tama writes for her. Gimma is an auto engineer, Kita is studying inter-species psychology and Bella is a personnel manager.
I found a sticky in the book, marking a prenatal doctor, that simply said 'the BEST!' I made an emergency appointment with my own doctor for two weeks away, then called the one in the book. When I mentioned my name, they said they had been expecting me and I already had an appointment for the next day. I didn't want to go to an unknown unprepared, so I went out and got a pregnancy test. As I feared, it came back positive, but for some reason, I still didn't call the Guard. I guess I just wanted to see how far it would go.
While I was waiting outside their doctor for my appointment time, another recommended pin appeared on my phone. It was my sister. I hadn't spoken to her in 15 years, since she had been raped by Walter Elliot and left our family to join theirs. That incident had tainted my whole view. I felt like they had stolen my sister from me. It didn't help that just a few years later, my parents started talking about the Rabbit Rules. They tried to get me to find a rabbit mate as they started making babies again. I just felt that I had lost them, too.
I went in to the doctor's office and they took me early. They did a full physical and another pregnancy test and he told me what I already knew. They were very nice and with the card from the book, I didn't need to give them my insurance or owe them anything.
I called my sister and we talked for four hours. She still insisted that she wasn't raped. She told me her story again and this time I listened. Despite only being 13 at the time, she had approached Elliot after hearing him talking to another rabbit, and asked him to impregnate her. It seemed unbelievable for the sister I thought I knew then, but after hearing Anielle's story, I knew it was probably true. I told her about my night and she said she was sorry if I felt that I had been raped, but she was very happy to have seen my name appear on her list. She now manages part of the LiveContacts for Elliot's rabbits. She has been living in the same town and has 14 children and one granddaughter. She told me that I have 12 brothers and sisters that I have never met and our parents would be happy to see me again. I can't believe how much I have missed them and they never went anywhere. I was the one that left.
I'll be seeing them all again next week, because she is insisting on throwing a party to welcome me home. I expect I'll see Anielle catering it, since she's in the book. It's a surprising feeling of acceptance and relief to be welcomed like this. I thought I had my life under control, but I was only denying myself the opportunities of really living.
So, this will be the end of the Sensible Hare. I'm glad to have found my family again, found my self again, and become part of a much larger family with a very noble purpose. I will still be writing, starting with my adventures with my first pregnancy, but you will find me as the Sensible Rabbit. I hope you will continue to read and as always,
Be Sensible.