The 12 Days of Satire Christmas
On the seventh day of christmas my mansion gave it to me, 7 mobile games, 6 league of legends champions, 5 new nintendo switch games, 4 internet memes, 3 build a bear plushies, 2 betta fishes, and an adorable gingerbread house.
The Beginning: Part 3
**log** 7/11/1999: anesthesia dispenser is failing. test subject is beginning to regain cognitive ability. we may need to resort to physical restraints. **log** 7/12/1999: subject attempted to fight the restraining process.
New Message
Tony 7:19pm -- i'm kinda busy right now can we talk later chloe 7:20pm -- really tony 7:22pm -- come on its not like that chloe 7:31pm -- been drinking already?
TheZombie Apoc-Fur-Lypse, Group 5, Scene 4a
**cadence 8 + trait of 9 = 17 _phenominal success_ jake 2 + trait of 5 = 7 _failure_ ty 3 + trait of 4 = 7 _failure_ aldo 4 + trait of 7 = 11 **_** failure** cadence is able to distract a portion of the zombies._ how many zombies does cadence manage
The Zombie Apoc-Fur-Lypse, Group 4, Scene 4
Sam 2 + trait of 6 = 8 jeff 6 + trait of 5 = 11 steve 3 + trait of 7 = 10 andy 7 + trait of 6 = 13 thomas 7 + trait of 0 = 7 group averages 9.8. failure. the group is attacked. the group encounters 2d10 zombies.
New Message
** **tony 7:22pm - come on its not like that** **chloe 7:31pm - been drinking already?
The Zombie Apoc-Fur-Lypse, Group 4, Scene 3a
James 6 + trait of 1 = 7 target number of 16.
Boyfriend Summon Version 1.40
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The Zombie Apoc-Fur-Lypse, Group 5, Scene 3b
Cadence 8 + trait of 7 = 15 jake 0 + trait of 8 = 8 ty 7 + trait of 4 = 11 finley 9 + trait of 7 = 16 aldo 9 + trait of 1 = 10 average of 12 = _success_** _the party avoids attracting zombie attention._ how is finley doing?
(Commission) 24/7
Among the clutter and the filth, an oversized belt sat on the nightstand beside her bed, the numbers '24/7' wrought on its golden buckle.
Rushed Relationship (RP with HijinCybrin)
(cybrin)09/15/2018 at 7:33 pm "c'mon, it was pretty obvious that her burps are the same levels as yours.'' * * * ## rockysavannah09/15/2018 at 7:37 pm "and how would you know?" becky inquired.
The Zombie Apoc-Fur-Lypse, Group 4, Scene 2
Sam 5 + trait of 2 = 7 dezzi 6 + trait of 7 = 13 james 2 + trait of 6 = 8 steve 7 + trait of 2 = 9 andy 9 + trait of 4 = 13+1 thomas 5 + trait of 2 = 7** _andy is the unofficial leader again._ each character involved in this chapter now loses