Alternative Swearing

Their names were jesus christ and lucifer. now they never did any actual harm to anyone, but you always knew they were up to something when you heard a human say 'jesus christ' or 'sweet lucifer' out loud. they were also really good in bed.

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Bent

jesus, warren; you really been holding out on me. where you been keeping this side of you? you're fuckin' feral, dude. you're gonna rip my hips out the way you're grabbing them.

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Catholic Bitch: Reforming Riley

She knew jesus was watching. father rover had said jesus was everywhere, watching everything. heat rushed to her face. what would jesus think of this?

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Events of an Uneventful Freshman Year: Drunk in Love

"i know that andy," karina replied, "jesus, and here i thought that civil engineers were the cool engineers on campus."

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Hellfire

jesus, you're burning up, trish. what-" trevor tried to reach for trish's chest but she growled and grabbed his hands, slamming them down to the ground.

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Sketch 03: Temptation [Story / Non-TF / Bimbofication / BE]

jesus. the abstinence stuff." jeremy frowned. "sorry, didn't mean to say that. jesus, i mean." tracy giggled again. "oh, it's okay." she turned back to the crowd.

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Hotel Pawwsome Episode 1 - Bungle In The Jungle: Lobby

My name is isabel and i'm here to tell you that jesus loves us all and has died for our sins!" the mouse greeted the 13 other guests before her. "is it true that jesus will be resurrected by aliens to stop the illuminati?"

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Rachel's Interlewd

"jesus, honey. you're really warmed up, aren't you?" his voice changed its tune just a little, letting her know she'd surprised him.

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