Puzzle Pieces (Act1, Book2, Chapter3)
Hell, maybe the buyer wants to try and clone jesus or something, heh." jerry shifted his weight in the passenger seat. he eased the glass-sealed nail back into his pocket. "don't start.
Scarecrow 1: Swing Low, Chapter 2
Fair are the meadows, fair are the woodlands, robed in flowers of blooming spring; jesus is fairer, jesus is purer; he makes our sorrowing spirit sing.
Camping Courtship
"jesus, elliot, you're disgusting. 'sides, you could have gotten sicily pregnant. it's only okay if you can weasel out of the consequences? that's the_definition_ of sexism," i said, crossing my arms. he rolled his eyes.
A Taste of Something Else ~ Chapter 4
jesus, what was it... ah, whatever. "anyway. me an' her got to know each other pretty good, eventually exchanged numbers, started hanging out outside of class.
Life's a Bitch
I howled and whined, but all i got from jason was a "jesus! just five more minutes!" _in five more minutes your dumb dog is going to splatter my entire back in dog cum!
Lessons Learned
"jesus christ, cj!" dale hissed and pushed away from the wall. "she's older then dirt. that isn't even a challenge.
My Not-So Ordinary Day
"jesus, alexandria. don't stop.. please, faster." she kissed him on the mouth and did as he asked. her tail swished back and forth, up and down his length. the smooth, soft feeling driving dave wild.
Layers - Chapter 2
jesus. my heart is racing, my face is flushed and, oh jesus, did i just whimper? no, no, no. that shit won't work. i do not want to be fucking some girl and then... do that. i sigh and reach for the tissues.
This Onesie Stinks: Skunk World Edition
jesus christ, what exactly did you smoke?" all that did was bring up the image of skunk jesus again. jasmine had to stop herself from giggling again. “nothing. wanna watch a movie?"
College Life
jesus, i know you haven't been laid in half a goddamn year, but really!" the hyena didn't answer. he'd gone long ago.
Innocent Voyeur
"oh jesus, johnny," she moaned. "this can't be happening! i want you to do it to me!" "right here?" he panted. "no!" nix gasped. "i mean, no, we shouldn't even be thinking that! god, you're my own brother!"
City Mouse: 6 & 7 of 7
-go away don't choose me jesus i'm eight i'm fucking eight years old- "berlin would be proud."