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A Friend's Sorrow (Uncut)
Well, i guess i allowed myself to make some satirical things about a few us-american things, like the dmv, the surveilance politic, and the rather noticable insult 'that guy' (because i am not going into political arguments about which party sucks less).
Cinder and Bone, Chapter 2
If i had to subtitle this satirically, i'd call it "the unfulfilled desires", because it left me feeling like there was a lot missing. i blame myself for trying to write an epic when it was supposed to be a lemon.
Dragon Riddle part 1
It was like a strange, uncensored fairy tale from the thin books his father hid in a little box below the bed about satires, werewolves and maidens; only there were no princesses, strange attire and wild, mysterious magic; just a great, strange friendship.
Legend of the OmeletWings - Chapter 25: Heist
"of course," ravine responded satirically. in truth, she thought these two were cute together, she couldn't think of a more fitting couple if she tried.
Chapter X: Kagen, Part Two
Chapter Ten: Kagen, Part Two "So then let's ask some questions and expect them to be answered in timely fashion." Twilight said as he walked around the base, looking at all the gizmos and doodads. Smiling with that horrible look on his face, the shark...
Chapter IX: Outsider, Part One
Chapter Nine: Outsider, Part One Water flew forward with such force as Dustin walked forward, he scanned the sewer for anyone. It was dark and clogged, as it turned out the city did use it to transport dirty water. The city figured for nearly water...
Chapter VIII: Ideals, Part Two
Chapter Eight: Ideals, Part Two Dustin walked forward, cuffed with the bronze colored gauntlets that restricted his powers. The Outsider walked forward out of the prison hold of the courthouse and instead was dragged out into a white lined hallway,...
Chapter VII: Militant, Part One
Chapter Seven: Militant The metal body around them rumbled as the civilians sat down and enjoyed the flight as it transitioned into normal flight. Looking behind them, one might find that they would be facing eastwards with a compass. To their side,...
Chapter VI: Inferno, Part Two
Chapter Six: Inferno, Part Two Dustin looked forward; the shadow was standing over him. The shark quickly tried to shoot water forward, extending his hand quickly and finding nothing coming to his defense. The shadow only giggled as it stood over...
Chapter V: Burn, Part One
Chapter Five: Burn, Part One It was a nice day in the library, besides the defining silence. No one questioned silence in the library. While no one dared to disturb the silence and setting off the librarian sitting in her desk, reading a book and...
Chapter IV: Day, Part Two
Chapter Four: Day, Part Two Dustin held still, frozen to the ground and seemingly stuck in a despicable relationship to Twilight. The Kagen shark smiled and gently laid his teeth against the Outsider's neck and slid them in, summoning blood from the...