Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt5.
**"lopunny...lop..lop...unnny...pun...punnny...lopunny..lopunny!"
Unplanned Adventures Part 2 - Unintended Grace
You see, when too many puns are thrown all at once, they collapse the pun field into a pungularity. this produces the effect of pundark, which causes all the puns involved to cease to be funny.
Cold and Hot
“admit it, _that_ was a great pun." “i'll call the punny pages." “ha!" ketchy got off the table and circled around. “come on, no secrets, what're you 'knocking on heaven's door' to? now, that wasn't a pun. it was a euphemism."
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt73
**“punny…lop…lop…unny…pun…pun…lop!”** [they could have at least helped us with jack!]
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt77
…pun…unnny…unny….lopunny…pun…punny…pun…lop…lop…unny!”** [balze! get those chicken drumsticks over here and show jack what to do!]
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt 89
**“punny…pun…lop…lop…unny…punny…lop?"** _[your right, but what should i do with the boots?]
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt136
**“lo…pun…unny…pun…punny…lop…lopunny…lop…pun…punny”** [welcome to my world, we’ll just have to drain his balls ourselves later is all] the lopunny grinned a most devious grin, the weavile’s long rough tongue ran slowly from one side of her muzzle
History Lesson
Although this ends in a truly egregious pun, it's not an entry in the "back to pundamentals" contest. my three entries are already posted, and they're more furry-based -- the puns themselves relate to furriness.
Poem - Egality
They claim to be our friends, but made our cause a pun. what friends are they to us, when hate is all they speak?! reduced to mere automatons from out the spring of youth; no ear to hear the truth nor wisdom will they seek?
Kissing Cousins
Ceremony for a demon goddess of fertility, lust, and change aside, you expect a religious function to be boring as hell (pun intended.)
Horny Jail For Two
“i'm mostly waiting for you to run out of terrible fire puns." searan's smirk broadened. “dialga could fast-forward me a thousand years and i'd still be tossing 'em out. and i'm not gonna wait that long.
[Zwoosh-K9] Extra Sausage
A smirk was plastered across his face, forgetting for a moment that the puns were near enough mood-killing if the tension between them not as palpable.