Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt149

**“lo…pun…unny…lop…lopunny…punny…unny…lopunny…lop…punpunnypun?”** [how does it even fly without wings; surly the spinning planks above cannot hold it aloft?]

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt150

**“lo…pun…lopunny…pun!”** [oh i’m going to enjoy this!”]

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GOD DAN IT!, DAN (part 2 of 2)

The next day I am plowing the soil for my little potato farm, Bret walks up and asks "Isn't it a little late in the year for potatoes?" I turn to face him and say "yes, but I had a bad growing year this year, the dirt was too tough, so if I rough-it-up...

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt 79

**“lop…lopunny…punpunnypun…lopunny…lop…unny…lop!"** [go on jack do it…cum inside her mouth, she wants to taste it, swallow it!]

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Long Distance, Close to Home

Paul punned. the puns continued for some time. \* \* \* \* \* \* it was still dark out when paul awoke. at first he thought his alarm clock had somehow gone off early, but he realized that the loud, rhythmic humming was his phone.

Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt100

**“lopunny…lop…unn…punpunny…lopunny…lo…punpunnypun.”** [i like enthusiasm, but you’re not gonna get anywhere with like that.]

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(Fanfiction) Shirokuma's Café

Shirokuma asked before pulling out his usual pun pranks out of habit. "that's he-" grizzly retorted out of habit too before shaking his head and shouting at the polar bear, "now is not the time for your freaking puns, shirokuma!"

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Research is Important! (Fuzzy Magic Micro-fic)

(pun intended.) i need to do a little research before just summoning something i think looks good. case in point... i wanted something different, something small, and quick.

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Dreams of Tomorrow (Intro)

# Dreams of Tomorrow ## Chapter 1 # "...why, yes, I have some doctor friends. Should I call one?" I nodded and turned my back on the cat woman. There was only one thing in my mind: I had to protect that house. There was something coming, and I...

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