Post Workout
Like the way some douchebag would have it. 'oh, fuck.' i thought to myself. "you think you can just fuck'n budge into someone else's business, dick head?" wow this kid was already starting to make me laugh.
No Light to be Seen: Chapter 1
While you: the honorable and hard working citizen, just get enough of an amount to survive on that those douchebag trainers probably just use to wipe their asses with and that's only if you work really hard and are extremely lucky.
If Only...
I don't care if i am desperate for a ride; i'm certainly not accepting one from this douchebag! i would have been just sitting on the beach, minding my own business, trying to be casual and whatnot.
Just another High School Story (3)
You fat, pig headed, heartless, fucking douchebag!" alan finished with a vicious snarl. he was breathing heavily, his chest painfully rising and falling as he sucked air through his nostrils and out his mouth.
Jamie vs Ajax [Submission Spar]
I mean, i just try not to be a douchebag, at least outside of the ring, anyway." "never have i thought differently." the coyote got up and rubbed a paw on jamie's head, slowly bringing his head close to his chest.
Bad Moon Rising
"rocket-" "lylla, i've killed douchebags with scarier names than judson jakes." she grinned a little. rocket continued. "i'm sure you've heard of my recent endeavors in the guardians of the galaxy, lylla?
The Sheriff of Huxley
First i wanted to see if they were douchebags or actually nice people. it took me two weeks, but i arrived safe and sound. huxley was hidden between two mountains, with trees and rocks scattered everywhere.
Chapter 8
"ignorant or not, he's still a douchebag." bonnie stood back up. "you wouldn't be offended if i agreed with you?" freddy looked up at him. bonnie scoffed, "of course not." "let's stop talking about him, then." freddy laid back on the bed.
Oh, College: Side Stories: Horsecock Joe
#10 of oh, college ever wonder what that one douchebag from the cafeteria does in his spare time? this is fucking hilarious if you have morgan freeman's voice as the narrator. trust me. this story is about joriel samaeus, aka horsecock joe.
Special Assignments - Chapter Seven
I didn't mean to sound like a douchebag, sorry if i did_ **_nah, it's okay. i don't live in a huge house at home, just me and my mum.
Pheromone Frenzy
Complete and utter douchebags; that's how he likes 'em. hopping up onto the table, effortlessly given my height advantage, i look over everyone in the room and can't help but to smile as i scan the many faces surrounding me.
Portal Panties - Stealth
He looked like he'd taken notes from every douchebag stereotype and rolled them into his wardrobe choice, from the letterman's jacket with popped collar, down the tight denims that accentuated his bulge and even the white kicks.