The Cohen Icosahedron, Ch 9
"tral... this tastes like ham. is this ham?" one drawback of living on plateau earth was the incredibly gamey flavor of all the meat.
Hex's Punishment
"tiny, ham. you two take her pretty face and spread her cheeks. i get that cunt." he said unbuttoning his shirt as the other brutes tore off their clothes faster. hex began crying out, begging as loudly as her gag would let her. "tiny and ham?"
Wishful Thinking, Chapter 1.
With a tiny roar, the lioness leapt onto the cut of meat, acting crazed as she bit into the squishy ground at her feet, and tore a hunk of the ham out. she looked back at him, sucking the ham down and giggled. "what do you think, do i make a good lion?"
"Family Tails" - Chapter 22
"yeah, just came over to put a ham in the smoker and have a cup of coffee," rob replied. "oh, well, i guess i'll see ya later," rosie said, and she gave rob a quick, friendly hug before he left.
Awkward First Dates
“my, my, and i thought i had a good meal with that hock of ham.”
Father's Day Breakfast
He pulled out the eggs, some cheese, ham, milk, hash browns, and bacon. he pulled out a large bowl and started to crack eggs into it when autumn appeared in the doorway.
The Volunteer Maiden, Chapters 1 and 2
"ham's a poor tribute!" the thief's half-muffled voice oozed terror and sounded distinctly female. "of course ham is a poor tribute." the dragon's snarled words echoed beyond the hill. "what are you babbling about?"
Collie
Her tail flopped on the couch happily munching idly on her ice-cream and ham using one of the pickles from the jar. she couldn't wait to expose her long kept secret to her love.
Collie 01 Seduction
Her tail flopped on the couch happily munching idly on her ice-cream and ham using one of the pickles from the jar. she couldn't wait to expose her long kept secret to her love.
Customer Support - Ch2.
I added butter and salt to the egg, made sure the pieces were small and then shredded some ham into it. a decent amount. it was already cooked, but it had flavour. then black pepper. “rice and eggs _and_ ham? very fancy. all for me.”
Sleep Eating
"i'm sorry," she murmured and went for a giant leg of ham. "stop, heidi, stop," she heard charlie say. it was much louder now. she couldn't stop. she swallowed the ham without even bothering to chew.
A Feathered Education: Progenitor
ham glazed with rich, dripping honey sat in the centre, surrounded by an assortment of roasted vegetables.