Hammed
Bill tasted his sandwich and could have sworn that he was tasting something different than a ham sandwich. it was something he had tasted before, and it was really good.
Ham-Snax
Looking at the logo, he saw a toony hamster mascot with the words “ham-snax” above. all of a sudden he was feeling a bit hungry. he had never heard of ham-snax. looking into the bag, they seemed to just be a bunch of crackers.
Can’t Let Him Die Sad
You're tomek's prized ham, you're going to come out of today looking beautiful."
Christmas Ham
"well then consider that an early christmas gift- a fat ham for your pre-christmas dinner." "and i thought it was my job to bring home the bacon." she rolled her eyes.
The Tutor
She let ham touch there, but no further south. "i'm not human... so all that stuff i have is not human." "yes, but -" "you don't need to see an ugly bitch spade, ham."
Problems working together
Stead quickly came over to ham. the horse picked up the large tray of food with a grunt. “working. what else?” “dude, you should leave the heavy lifting to me.” ham frowned. “don’t treat me like a weakling. i know what i’m doing.” “ham, no.
Tutor II - Repairs
ham, up!" she grasped desperately at his head but he kept his mouth right where it was, hunching his shoulders to keep her from drawing his head up. all the way or not at all, ham. "god, ham, **up**!"
Breeding Becky
Looking up as ham approached with a smirk, a towel, and a pair of washcloths. "thanks." ham smirked at her and moved to the couches. only then did she notice that the large male was naked too.
Adding a Stick Up the Butt
"no, no, ham. you are perfectly in your rights to be upset when things go wrong." "yeah...yeah, you're right. you're right."
Weeds - Chapter 1 - Where there's smoke...
You and ham get to clean out the hay loft." jason looked at ham. "sounds good." ham smiled. the sisters walked off towards the house, and ham led jason into the barn.
Penelope the Animal Lover
He savored the feel of my fur on his face for he knew if it wasn't for this, there was no way i'd ever take off my blanket for him or any other ham-ham, except pashmina and pedo-ham of course.
The Volunteer Maiden, Chapter Seven
"i should like a ham." wait, that didn't come out right. "i should like many hams. and one for my minion." yes, much better.