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Refusal

I'm trying to find one that isn't looking derpy," i say as i took the owl from his hands and stuffs it back onto the self, "put more effort into it will you?

Arctic Fox, Gay Relationships, German Shepherd, M/M, No-Yiff, Story Progression, Wolf

Obamon Meal 6

"this whole thing has got to be an excuse to surprise me when they give me an award for excellence in being derpy." "you really think you're going to win a derpy?" asked logan excitedly. "maybe me too?"

Fat, Obamon, Obese, Story, Weight Gain

Breaking the Barrier: Further Experimentation

derpy states. i thank her and leave. knowing derpy the way i do, it'll either arrive exactly like she says it will, or it will be weeks before i hear anything.

MLP, My Little Pony, Rainbow Dash, Science

Please Don't Hurt Me

"i don't...want to be...derpy. i want to go back." "you can't. not now." she says it not without sympathy, but in a way that invited no doubt. there was a finality to it. this is what you are now. a scared, confused, slow thing.

Curse, Derpy Hooves, Forced, Forcedshifting, Gender Shifting, Human, M/F, MLP, Pony, Psychological, Punishment, Shapeshifting, Transformation

Closing the Year

Well, today turned out to be an interesting day, to say the least. It started like any other. I awoke in bed to find Fluttershy in the process of waking up as well. It was a warm late summer day, the window left open to allow a gentle breeze to...

Button Mash, Cadence, Celestia, Comedy, Cute, Drunken Fun, Fluttershy, Human, Long, MLP, Mane six, Mitta, My Little Pony, Nightmare Moon, Party, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Romance, Sad, Story of the Blanks, Twilight Sparkle, cutie mark crusaders, funny, luna, lyra, ruby, slice of life

Food For Thought

Looking at the derpy chickens, he sucked up the rooster, then kicked the hens into the ravine, where the snarling sounds were silenced, then replaced with the sounds of happy slimes.

Anal, Cat, Cum, Feeding, Feline, Orgasm, Slime, Slime rancher, psychic, ranch, vore

Weirdly Reacquainted

Now i just wanna catch up, maybe be her friend, maybe i can be something more along the lines of a friend and less of a weird, crazy, derpy little bastard. x3 i didn't see you there today last time i did you thought me as weird an enigma an anomaly someone

High School, Relationships, derp, life, non-fiction, weird

Finding My Place

derpy? your name is derpy?" i snickered under my breath, knowing that 'derp' is a slang term that originated on the internet back in my world. "yup! that's my name!

Comedy, Human, MLP, My Little Pony, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Roleplay

Saving the ponies Chapter 9: Really? Like, seriously?

This is, indeed, the mare you call "derpy". her real name is fuchsia, and the story that comes with her is tragic. "fuchsia used to be, as you've probably guessed, the most beautiful shade of fuchsia.

Depression, Human, Love, M/F, Magic, My Little Pony, No-Yiff, Rainbow Dash

The Fellowship of the Fluff

After all, this camping trip had been planned for weeks now and it was his own derpy mind that had forgotten it. he left his horde to accumulate more dust and went to get changed.

Fennec, Fox, Humor, Panda, Raccoon, Short Story, caffeine, camping, hyperactive

Beyond Friendship is Magic

I thanked derpy and was about to leave. however, i asked, "um... derpy? just what exactly are you doing?"

Human, M/F, MLP, My Little Pony, Rarity, Romance

Furry Fan Interviews #13: FIESTA interviews ITCHY from ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN

Ziggo: i identify with this dachshund :3 tommyfox: yeah, but corgis like you are more derpy. (aniro gestures to silver, who is still holding the donut.) aniro: not as derpy as this! silver: should i?

All Dogs go to Heaven, Canine, Coyote, Dog, Fox, Husky, Skunk, alpha and omega, interview