Seventh Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
Appropriately enough the theme of this entry is "beating a dead horse" one day amy rose walked into the hortonville highschool locker room. he/she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he/she just did.
Sonic Acorn Rebirth CH 3: The Annoucement 3/10
\*everyone looks at her\* sally: sadly i have to remind you all about the loss of our dearest friend and hero, sonic. i know saying it is like beating a dead horse. but he gave us laughter in the past. as well as joy against sorrows, gave us hope. anyway
Doctors Log Ch.3 Doctor Love 1
There is nowhere that states a person must accept an apology, and beating a dead horse wont save its life. but if you say your sorry and mean it and take action to right your wrong then hopefully when you move on it'll be to a better state.
Goldilocks and the Three Bears
You don't need to beat a dead horse!" fine! arnold's bed was hardly disturbed because it was like concrete, kelly's bed was so squishy that it wasn't hard to make it unkempt. that left baby bear's; i mean bruce's bed. his was a wreck.
How Low Can You Go?
I said i'd call you a sadistic, hippophilial necrophiliac, but that would be beating a dead horse." it was the laugh that edward let escape that did more to anger the man than her taunt. he lost control. his clothes began to split.
The Cohen Clover, Ch 18
Not interested in beating a dead horse, mason finally stepped out of his underwear; his no-longer-confined, raging erection thanked him with an immediate ease of discomfort, and a large dribble of precum.
A Night to Forget Pt. 3: Loose Ends
And i swear if someone out there questions what aspirations i could possibly have on part of being a shallow fuck, they'd be beating a dead horse back to life. "you don't even know who i am!" i yelled.
Broken Words: Chapter 3
If they weren't happy, then why were they so adamant about beating a dead horse? francis shut his phone with a groan and tossed it on the bed so he could pull his shirt over his head.
Vast, Our World and Our Resolve - Chapter Two
“at the risk of beating a dead horse, of all people, why travel with me, a criminal and someone who tried to rob you? am i, like, the first person you've seen since you started traveling?" namo was working on her last leaf now. “nope, certainly not.
Embracing Her Role as Queen, Part One
Just came up with it...not to beat a dead horse, but in a place called the occult, sometimes things just come to you...and i thought this just might help you out!"
Broken Words: Chapter 8
What you have is like beating a dead horse.
Lying Figure In Mirror
No need to beat a dead horse, and trust me: i know you're thinking that too, so let's move on from my affairs with such low beings, eh?