Rust River Valley Rail Crossing Three, Pop. 527

#45 of poetry i have never met a sad folk song that i didn't want to rewrite to be sadder. from the valley they say you are going i can see why you would.

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Shen's Song

This is based on a traditional folk song called "fare thee well" or "dink's song." it's ultimate source is unknown, but it's speculated to have originally been about a enslaved couple, parted when one of them has been sold away.

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Break the Circle

I went walking by the harbor As the day went down to dark. I went searching through my sorrows For a place to rest my heart. Will the circle be unbroken By and by? By and by? Is a better home awaiting In the sky, Lord, in the sky? There...

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A Town Called Yesterday

It was somewhere in the riverlands I found it by the shore, A town lit just with christmas lights. I'd swear I'd been before. The sun was down, the tide was out, the wind was in the west. And since it looked so peaceful there, I sat me down to...

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Two tails tavern

A man set out one night, And walked around; His demons kept him up, His depression kept him down. He brisked through the woods, Left a trail of broken leaves. He'd arrived at a town, The lights were all that he could see. He passed by all the...

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The Ballad of Terry Chaplet

"yeah," theodora said, "folk songs, ballads, classics like the parting glass or rivershanty or the ghost on the shore." mathael scratched his chin. "don't think i never heard him sing, myself." "me neither," said hurucair.

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Kiwi-Flavored Zombie Piss

**KIWI-FLAVORED ZOMBIE PISS** **(based on a true story)** The microphone hopped and screeched to life, blaring out angrily across an endless horizon of writhing, screaming bodies. The little gray moth, wearing entirely too much eyeliner and standing...

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The Hedgehog can never be buggered at all

This is a work in progress, so if you're reading the entertaining literature below, please do comment on what your thoughts are. \*hands out a begging bowl\* Comedy for the poor, comedy for the poor, help us get a laugh... All seriousness aside, this...

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The Baptism Is Long But The Song Is Everlasting

"And what makes you think he set foot on my boat?" Captain Achelous Salimahum Fitzulmo kept his arms crossed and his paws carefully still. Only his tailtip stirred. He hated having to wear his jacket when they made port but the shorebound and suchlike...

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THE LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID

Far away and long ago An argonian was sold To a citizen of morrowind He payed a dozen gold He bought her not for muscle To plow and work his plot He bought her to be a maid And do the things his wife would not And so he set his girl to work He...

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Duncan Comics Online Catalog December 2022 #1

Based off on a post-civil war folk song from back east- $8 \* hattie and the fox: children's book, water color illustrations typical of the style of the mid-1980s era-$8 \*pax: new york times bestsellers novel- $9 \*the book of somewhat useful knowledge

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Duncan Comics Online Catalog September 2022 #1

Based off on a post-civil war folk song from back east- $8 \*hattie and the fox: children's book, water color illustrations typical of the style of the mid-1980s era-$8 \*pax: new york times bestseller novel- $9

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