Mountain Goat Down Under
mountain goat.
Ain't No Mountain High Enough
So i let slip mention of a tryst with a mountain goat. you people are quick to nail me on these details. so yes, i did do a member of the goat family, so start making your jokes now...except the mountain goat isn't a goat at all.
Deep into the Forest (pt 1)
Oh god, john thought to himself, as he remembered the male mountain goat. _to be continued..._
Mickey Mouse in the Public Domain - Chapter 7
Well again, the worldbuilder just didn’t think things through enough to realize this mountain range might be big enough to have more than one mountain goat. (again, what a doofus.) well anyway, that mountain goat sure got oswald and minnie up.
To Serve Those Below
Looking back up the seemingly endless stair, the mountain goat realized that she could no longer see the light of the surface. whether it was because night had fallen -had she really been descending for that long?
Reasons to RUN and HIDE
Professor carl went the next morning to investigate, discovering not four large as matured mountain goats held in quarantine, but then the herd numbered eleven goats he counted.
Hoof and Claw
No matter what it took, he had to be the one who solved the mystery of the great mountain goat.
Second Chances - Chapter 17
The mountain goat with the megaphone was struggling to keep a sign the size of a bedsheet from flying away in the wind with his other hoof.
A Call from Thalia Balia, The Queen Oreamnos
So, we're just gonna skip this section so that i can tell you about the juicy parts of your mountain goat history. the wuss goat billi and the cunning oscar crossed paths at a later date.
Don't Kid Yourself
She ended up on an animal show, and it was talking about mountain goats. for some reason the curl of those horns had her just quivering in her chair, and as it got to the inevitable mating scene, she couldn't hold back any more.
The City of Lost Heaven: Chapter 24
As i finish brushing my fur as dry as my jacket will allow, i glance up to see the mountain goat still waiting, dark eyes unblinking and a small goatee wiggling.
Bred at a Frat Party
I had slept with one of the guys in the frat, greg, a small, buff and hung, big balled, white furred mountain goat. he told his frat buddies which got me invited to an impromptu beer soaked small party at the frat house.