Elmo's Big Fantasy

And so elmo and brad bird fucked every day, and an angelic ethnostate was formed where was once sesame street, amen and amen!

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The Exaltation of Fire

It was pride month on Seasame Street. Coincidentaly, it was also Rudy's birthday. So Big Bird treated him to a hot spa to be gang banged by furious bears. "Mmmpf!" Rudy gagged because of bear cock. Big Bird was masturbating his filthy cloaca...

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Cookie Monster and Gonger: The Aegis of Hatred

Once upon a time Cookie Monster and Gonger were in their vehicle, singing the monster foodies song. A screen appeared showing some random amerikkkan kids. "Cookie Monster, Gonger" one of them addressed, "We want nasty shit." Gonger and Cookie...

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An Outing

sesame street designs peeked out from under the safety contraption and bee's cheeks began to glow about as red as elmo's were on her crotch.

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Change of Pace (Chapter 1)

He realized that the lion king underroos would be infinitely preferable to the sesame street diaper, but it seemed like he had no say in the situation.

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Waiting for Go-Dot

"why is the teevee showing boring news, i wanna watch sesame street!!!"

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Roadtripping

You teased, though it wasn't a lie; a yellowed swelling had already overtaken the front of his exposed pampers, and the sesame street characters' faces were beginning to bulge out from behind the car seat straps around his crotch.

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Senior Pride

"it's these fucking responses to the sesame street post on pride month. all these 'its veterans month', 'pride demon' and 'groomers month' garbage. elon musk ruined this website, i swear all of these would have been suspended two years ago."

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Winter Help - Chapter One

In my youth i'd seen videos of farmers milking cows, probably on sesame street, and it looked like they were just squeezing the teats like you might squeeze a tube of toothpaste, tightening your fingers in an undulating motion while pulling down a bit.

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Cubnapped

He has a blue pacifier hanging on a clip attached to his "sesame street" shirt. what really caught my eye though was the full sleeve tattoo on his right arm of a few naked vixens. this guy looked like he had seen his fair share of parties.

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Mass Retard Effect -Day 2-

Cortana yelled, flailing her arms around more than elmo does in a whole season of sesame street. "shut your ass up, or i'm going to shove your ass up your ass you asshole!" shephard yells at cortana.

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All Day Through

The last time we had actually lived under the same roof, the greatest and funniest thing he could think about was sesame street. i wondered whether he still liked that. i did have an inkling that he had other things in mind by now, though.

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