Cookie Monster and Gonger: The Aegis of Hatred

We want to watch as cookie monster cooks with his ass some fire ass turds." gonger and cookie monster looked at each other. "me gonna need igredients to eat..." cookie monster pondered. "yes, fill that belly of yours with shit batter.

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Why Wait?

cookie monster! wanna cookie! sys dat, she typed. give cookie monster cookie! give cookie now! log stat, she typed. give cookie monster cookie! have a cookie, she tried out of desperation. ohh! cookie!

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Condemned Chapter One: New Darkness

cookie monster mad....cookie monster smash....get revenge over sesame street!!! ). see what you did now kid's...you pissed off a big blue puppet...shame on you for stealing cookie monsters cookie.

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Touchdown

My dick swelled red and veiny, a pink sausage against the plastic face of my cookie monster undies. _here's... my... moment!_ my eyes rolled back into my head as i filled my piss sack with hot seed that would never know a real vagina.

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Nick & Doug 1

Nick blushed as his daddy slipped a cookie monster bib over his neck and took away his fork. "yeah, i don't think you're ready to help just yet, kiddo. maybe i'll let you watch from the playpen." "heyy! i don't have a playpen, you big meanie!"

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A Single Candle, Part 2

"how about the chocolate chip cookie monster?" giving a low whistle, the coyote observed, "good thing neither of us is diabetic!"

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A Single Candle, Part 4

They weren't foolish enough to be extravagant, beyond another cookie monster dessert at steak'n'spirits. unsure exactly how much time they'd have to box up, they'd done a fair bit of it in the week prior to the project's official end.

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25 - A Day in the Life of a.., Harem Owner

'you're a regular cookie monster.' she puffed up her cheeks. 'i need my energizers while i do my work.' feli chuckled. 'you mean playing games.' cani stuck out her tongue. 'you play with numbers, i play with pixels.' feli looked at guy.

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Splice Away! part two: green toilet paper.

The bear-man's shirt looked as though the cookie monster had vomited all over it. "don't worry, i'm used to it by now." the doctor said. "right! like your office is any better!" "hey, at least i'm presentable."

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Symbia:Beginning

"and you don't eat like the cookie-monster." cindre roared, a short, tight blast, trailing into a rumble. ben winced, holding up his hands. "_chees's-crighs_, scratch that second one."

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Beasts of Barlow Road 6 (Rough Draft)

Sasha's grandfather reached over for his cookie monster landline telephone dialing in the numbers on the chocolate chips. the he put one eyeball up to his ear and the other near his mouth. "klondike bar..." he said lowly.

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Pink Noise

Kody is a cookie monster," ketchy promised. "how about you? are you spending thanksgiving with his family?" adelaide asked. "nah, mine. we alternate. one year, his family gets us for christmas and mine for thanksgiving. then we flip.

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