Jabba's Party

jabba the hutt plans a lovely fate for his current favorite dancing girl. the green-skinned twi'lek danced in the dim light of the audience chamber.

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A Beautiful Death

jabba the hutt loosed a great sight of satisfaction as he licked his lips with his horrifying tongue. god, he thought, the rancor was so sexy when it ate! that was the best rancor feast yet!

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A Steamy Day at Hortonville High

So hutt ran fast to bee inside and escape from the zombie monster aliens. jabba ran more fast because zombie monster aliens were chasing him, so he hided in the school's locker room and locked the locker room.

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An Amusement

Short and pointlessly mean-spirited, here's another jabba the hutt story, even less canonical than my other two! in this version, oola lives a little longer than usual, but still comes to the same sexy fate.

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The Three Little Pigs

One night while her three tormentors were away in mos eisley, the green twi'lek sidled up to the hutt and cuddled with jabba. the hutt had been surprised.

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Winner's Walk

the thing looked like a purple version of jabba the hutt from star wars and sat in the middle of the room while a number of boys - all kids carter recognized as former recepients of the winners' walk - washed and scrubbed him.

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Rebels and Empire

If i leave, the empire will be after me, not to mention jabba the hutt. trying to pay him off now, especially since i'm light years away, will be difficult, and he might, i don't know, have me frozen or something."

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