Lady Chatterlynx's Lover (Fourth Portion)
If the first days at the manor of Lionel and Victoria Chatterlynx seemed to be boiling over with excitement and carnality, reader, I do apologize for creating the impression that the estate existed solely for pleasures of the flesh. Indeed, within a...
Harder Education: Jenna
I ever get the chance to find the guy who invented alarm clocks, I'm gonna kick his teeth down his throat and tear out his eyeballs. I'd probably maul whoever came up with mornings too. What kind of nutjob wants to get up before the sun? Crazy people,...
Harder Education: Mitch
The janitor was going to have a _fit_. Was it Richie today, or was it Dave? Dave wouldn't care as much, but that fat bear hated cleaning up the senior bathrooms, especially the boy's room. How does someone who gets so touchy when you make him wipe up...
Harder Education: Smitty
Five in the morning comes really fast sometimes. I think the clock can tell how happy you are to be sleeping and it puts a bit of speed on just to make sure you're not ready when it starts annoying you out of whatever fine, fine dream you might be in...
Lady Chatterlynx's Lover (Third Portion)
Some of you, readers of mine, may have come to the conclusion that the Chatterlynx household was or perhaps still is some sort of house of ill repute and that its lady and her staff are nothing more than hedonists who revel in sins of the flesh in the...
Lady Chatterlynx's Lover (Second Portion)
Night had fallen long before our conversation concluded. Lord Chatterlynx had tasked the kitchen servants with preparing a supper while we discussed our new working relationship; while he apologized in his same nervous demeanor, I could find no fault...
Lady Chatterlynx's Lover (First Portion)
In all the years I have been an assistant to the women who call Suffolk County and its environs their home, I have never met a woman such as the Lady Victoria Chatterlynx. I cannot succinctly describe the breadth and width of her charms and her vices;...
Ballers: Pregame
The buzzer rang. The ball crashed into the rim, hovering for a moment as if gravity had taken a holiday, lingering...lingering...and then down it went, hitting the floor with a sickening slap of rubber against parquet floor. No basket, no points, no...
Meet The Neighbors!
Beep. Beep. Beeee... The collie sighed and closed his laptop, rubbing the bridge of his muzzle. "Well, that's the end of the batteries. Not gonna get any more work done until someone gets the blessed power back up." He was obviously frustrated, though...
Lady Chatterlynx's Lover (Fifth Portion)
Devoted readers, I hope that in the time we have spent together that the impression of me that you carry in your mind is not that of a deviant man. I am no pervert, no skulking predator of the dark alleys who preys upon the delicate femininity of the...
Topping Off Your Tank
So after four years of trying to finish this story, I finally did. The first part of this story (up to about "if you're offering free gas") was written in 2004; the rest in 2008. It's an extremely long story--some 16 pages!--but only consists of one...
Underhead Compartments
Underhead Compartments An Exploration Of Future Storage Methods From Tyler David Coltraine 1. The Trollop Has Landed LOG: JESHI ANDE, ENGINEER 3RD CLASS LOG ENTRY: DATE 39210-291-23-A Space is immensely fucking boring. There,...