Heroes of Legend -- The Hardest Part
The mighty sea otter walked slowly into his audience chamber and slumped towards his throne. His crown. little more than a golden band across his brow, hung slightly ajar. He leaned on his trident as he trudged. At last he took his throne. Another...
A Cute Fragment
_I was walking around the other day, thinking about stuff and I came up with this. I wrote it down, but I doubt I'll ever have much use for it. I still think it's cute enough to post. FYI, an AA12 is a military-grade, recoil-less, automatic, 12 gauge...
A Royal Gift Of Anna
"Welcome to the Pride Lands," Sarabi said. "Hakuna Matatta," she added. "No worries!" Bruma squeaked. "I like this place!" "I am Sarabi," the old lioness went on, "matriarch of the pride, mother of the king. And you?" "Forgive me," the panthress...
Feed The Squirrels
"Give mine sand-which!" the squirrel growled from the branch of a nearby tree. "Look, it's salmon!" the man replied. "It's meat! Squirrels don't eat meat!" "You're wastin' your time," said a voice behind him. "Those guys don't know how to listen."...
Satin Circus -- Hey Rube!
Satin Circus -- Hey, Rube! by D'Otter "You know that you are on the side of evil!" the young lion screamed. "You named yourselves the Satan Circus!" "Satin Circus," the old bear told a police megaphone. "All our performers are gays and...
Satin Circus -- The Show Must Go On
Satin Circus -- The Show Must Go On by D'Otter "I heard it!" came Speedy's voice over the phone. "Keep it ringing!" "Dial again!" Old Pete growled at Fin. The otter nodded and punched the number into his cell phone with a dull claw tip. Clam...
Satin Circus -- Last Act of the Night
Satin Circus -- Last Act Of The Night by D'Otter "That was a good show," said Charlie. "It was a good audience," said Beau. "Good audiences..." Charlie began. "...make good shows!" Beau finished for him. Charlie sighed as he massaged cleaner into...
Gay Conversion Is Legal In Canada
"Gay conversion" programs are legal in Canada. They should **not** be. They're cruel, dangerous and scientifically invalid. But in Canada, you can get a tax credit for donating to them, (even though at least some of these "programs" are for-profit...
Talking Gerbils
"Excuse me," said the gerbil, "could we have another carrot please? This one's nearly gone." Mr Smith, the pet store owner, sat down heavily on the floor. The voice hadn't come from one of his smart alec customers after all. It really was the gerbil...
The Scout
Cheryl sat in a tree, staring across the engine at the park on the other side of the ship. She'd have no time tomorrow for last looks at the cylinder-of-cylinders she'd called home since she was born. She'd awaken early and make her way through the...
Dance, Rabbit, Dance
"You're late again, Rob," said Sandra. (Her tone-of-voice was suspiciously level.) Robert Rabbit glared at his wife for a moment. Then he sat his fluffy tail in a chair at the kitchen table and waited for the haranguing. To his surprise, his wife sat...
All The Birds That Were Singing
"Jimmy, come on, we'll be late for the party!" \Levon Starbird stuck his head into the room he shared with his brother. Jimmy Lee was buttoning the elastic of his underpants above his tail. The muscles of his slender arms flexed behind his back,...