Straight Humiliation Pulp #<:8(__)~~
The bill hadn't been pinned on the Computer Lab's Community Board yesterday and so Biscuit got the first tab. The woman that picked up at the other end of the phone number had a detailed list of questions about his physical type that ended abruptly...
Coming Home
"Hon Bun-" the exasperated meerkat spit in a huff as he entered the door, giving a startle to the doughy bunny conducting at the stove. The thin straps of a flour white apron dug into the soft flesh of the hare's bare torso and divided them like...
Curtains
Yeah, I got the part by fucking the director. It was his first production, and it was obvious he'd heard too many stories about the perks of running the show. He didn't even know how to broach the subject gracefully, the way he stammered on in some...
Leash and Quarry
Anyone who saw the leash immediately knew what it was, what it was for, the implications it held. No such craft as the short, fibrous rope had ever debuted among the skunks, and if any of the other peoples they'd met had produced one, they'd kept it...
First Time for Foxes
_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](%5C) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment!_ --- We were eighteen, and he didn't know any better than I did. My parents had gone out to dinner and left me alone to...
College Life
[Download the ebook from DrivingCat.org](http://drivingct.org/pulp) --- It was the dull, dragging days just after midterms. All the tests were done, and all the parties celebrating their passing had gone as well. All that remained was...
Back in the Billiards Room
?I'm too goddamn tired for this, was what I first thought when he found me. My jeans were splattered with Pearly White from some yuppie's McMansion, and now somebody wanted me to feign a conversation for $5 of draught, and I was already working on a...
The Intern
Kids these days, they just- I don't even know what, really. I end up twisting my tie in my hands with any of the interns they send into my office, doing God's know what, hell if I know whose department they even come from. They come through my office...
Porn Regarding Feet
?"Raccoons are nasty," the bunny used to always joke, I think because he knew it'd make me blush. "Always have to wash things before they'll put 'em to their lips," he'd say, as if he were making the teasing polite for public conversation, though no...
Like Bread in a Pan
?"What do you think you're hiding, sweet cheeks?" I asked him as I wrapped my burly hand around the glaring bulge in his khaki shorts. "You think I managed to miss this?" He only whined an answer to my interrogations, still struck with a sense of...
A Bitch, Just a Bitch
If I'd have introduced myself, he at least would have known my name. But he was already getting up before the cell door door closed. He was smiling, and naked, but I remember he was smiling and that was the first thing I noticed, and I didn't like his...
Yes, Sir, Please, Sir
_[Toonces, the Driving Cat, the Cat Who Could Drive a Car](http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Toonces) If you enjoy the story, please leave a comment!_ --- Chester knew how to take a fat cock, and beyond that was pretty unexemplary in...