You Realize, This Means War
I took the next day off to split some wood, which Julie dutifully helped with as I educated her some about the different kinds of wood, burning habits, and similar issues that would affect performance of wood stoves and boilers as I operated the...
Roomies.
"i can't help if they turn out to-to be douchebags." bryan said in his defense, turning away. "you mean you pick douchebags and then are like 'oh my gawd bro, he turned out to be a douchebag with a huge dick."
mister douchebag song i think?
I fell in love with this guy i thought he was really nice but then when i known he got his tan for a can i known i was doomed and i was right we went though 3 weeks of romcance and he brytraded me he lied to me hes a douchebag he always wanted me to suck
The Foxes Hunt the Hounds
She would be gripping his shirt tight, her claws almost piercing through his douchebag shirt. her little body would be pressed up against his, and he would wrap his douchebag arms around her and look into her eyes with his douchebag eyes.
Breaking the Alpha
#3 of shorts when that douchebag gets what he deserves! chad was the local douchebag doberman, the ultra-alpha male type that always scored the hottest women at the gym.
Doodle Stort: Wet Daydream
Besides, he really felt like this woman was the one for him, and he wasn't going to screw this up, no matter how much of a douchebag he may be.
A Nice Guy
_except that douchebag sean, fuck that guy._ "and well, doing a sport in high school for all four years looks good for college applications.
Chapter Four
And it looks like some government agency hired a douchebag to play the pretend cop." he looked at me surprised at what i said, and then laughed."well this douchebag is gonna get you out of here," he voiced lightly.
Character Description: Lucky
Eye color: blue likes: skating, mcdonald's, rock music, nappies, shopping, instant ramen, salt, sleeping, gaming, fire, guitar, 12 gauges, harley-davidsons, plaid, fist fights dislikes: country music, being ignored, fights, onions, pineapple pizza, douchebags
Chaotic Doomsday
"but, he's a douchebag, and a bully, and--" "morris," she cutter him off. "let's just enjoy our last day of school. we'll talk about this later, okay?" and with that, she walked away. "okay..." morris turned the camera towards him.
The Loves of a Sea God Chapter 2
Your clan sounds like a group of douchebags." the lugia laughed and said, "you're hilarious! but yeah, they we're douchebags...but now, i roam the land, without my parents, free to do whatever the hell i please, it's great here, so i made a home here."
Grad-Bash Part 2
I wanted to ring his stupid, douchebag, shit-faced neck (so did sera and i knew she'd probably go through with it if i didn't plead her not to). then we just talked and...well, here we are. was he...was he doing it again? would he?