Envy
You looked for more changes, trying to wish for that stupid neckbeard to go away but it wouldn't... perhaps you should just wish for having a whole beard not to look that awkward? and you did.
Syngeneia Kathairein part 18
This neckbeard got a girlfriend!" you look and see xenia hugging a crying zalisi. "i'm so sorry zali- i mean zal! i didn't mean to!" xenia says. redsamuru facepalms. "oh this is just great.
Lamp Chat
**elite\_efr33t:** some neckbeard's basement. i think he bought ml at a pot dispensary. **prime\_maridian:** beats popping up in an antique store. pot shop, i mean, no so much the basement.
Digital Piracy is Evil(not really)
Barry raised his mug in a silent toast to the diligence of the unknown neckbeard, and spent a few minutes checking his rss feeds before opening the user's availables. gurren lagann: seen it. flcl: had it on dvd.
Demonetized
His neckbeard simply shrunk down, becoming plain, smooth fur, while the unshaven mustache on his lip moved out, becoming long, twitching whiskers on his cheeks. his ears elongated, his eyes turned to slits - and it was done.
Amber Silverblood Bonus Chapter 3: Valentine's Day 2015
But for him, my neckbearded gentleman, i would do anything, even if i had to sell my soul to hendricks himself! if only there were a way i could put my own words into a card.
Syngeneia Kathairein part 40
There is maliciousness here and that factory is why this city is drier than vagina surrounded by neckbeards spouting dad jokes!'' \> you say "so, you folks got anything that can help in the destruction of that wretched factory?"
Amber Silverblood: Rogue Wolf, Chapter Thirty Seven
He looked like a cross between a neckbearded geek who thought _friend_ was a word invented by facebook and an oily car salesman who was trying to convince us an old covered wagon was a lightly used corvette. "i've always been inspired by their work!
Trick or Treat
Finally, he attached the mighty faux-beard on his shaggy chin, hiding the neckbeard he was ashamed of in the meantime. it wasn't supposed to be a costume party, but george wanted to put on something to fit with the event.
Syngeneia Kathairein part 35
Koriza groans, sounds like a neckbeard! it's obvious he just wants to stay near zalisi. disarria remarks on the device. ''hm.... this looks like a bomb of some sorts?'' this is true, a mana bomb. an experimental wmd. frightening!
When your dreams come real, sometime a new creature is born
You know, where your neckbeard is. (why does facial hair grow there, anyways?) it seemed to turn a little shiny. i rubbed over this strange shiny spot on my neck, surprised at how smooth it felt.
Syngeneia Kathairein part 26
To get to the city you have to weave through a maze of floating ice, some so small they can be picked up, others so large they could destroy entire fleets" \> you say "should we trust captain neckbeard?