As words cannot express
bad pun, i know, but accurate. i should have told you ages ago, when i still had a voice, that i wanted you. to me, you are the most beautiful thing on earth, and i'd far sooner have you as my own before any of those skinny little things.
[Zwoosh-K9] Extra Sausage
It was just a bad pun. "no, i _definitely_meant my tip..." the fox started to stammer, not really announcing a place they could fuck, but teryx assumed the kitchen would be a safe bet.
An experiment gone wrong? Part 4
You chuckle a bit more at the bad puns it seems sans was rubbing off on you. asriel looks at you confused, "i don't get it..." you just snicker and begin to laugh more. "you could also say, "someone really got my goat."
KS: Extra Sausage
It was just a bad pun. "no, i _definitely_meant my tip..." the fox started to stammer, not really announcing a place they could fuck, but teryx assumed the kitchen would be a safe bet.
The After Christmas Sale
\<3 \<3 also, i apologize ahead of time for all the bad puns i'm about to make :p \*\*\* **the after christmas sales** by argyron tommy couldn't believe the trouble he was having at kholes with all the people rushing around him trying to snatch up deals
Armored Core: Darkest Days.
The death toll is almost astronomical; mothers cradle the bodies of their lifeless children, if you will excuse my bad pun. the war is everywhere, the war is bloody, and the war is in its simplest term. hell. but not for a first class lynx's like me.
Vectorium - Part 02
**\>\> mature** for impending bad puns. you have been warned. with kal thoroughly spent, nyx awakens to a strange reality with little knowledge of the how and why. but is a chance encounter enough to satisfy his wanderlust?
Chapter 2: Tre's First Client
#2 of the pizza party pizza party by duffin caprous disclaimer: the following story contains the following acts: handjob oral sex anal sex bad language not to mention, it's furs going at it like rabbits, er...bad pun, sorry....
Chapter 4: Hospital Food Sucks
pun, sorry....
A Shawkingly Good Christmas Break
Also, i shall not apologize for the rather bad pun in the title. merry christmas, arrow! merry christmas, everyone else!-- december 14, 2015 planet earth, sol system it was business as usual at the us missile defense agency.
Syn's Serendipity - Part 1
Besides having a taste for bad puns, it seemed syn had a taste for quite a few other things.
Dirty Kats!
- "where you've got a stock image of some ripped guy neck-down behind a bad pun of title - no, what i do is classier stuff..."