Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 2
Suddenly, my cell phone started ringing; the ringtone on it was the chorus from the song "barbie girl" by aqua. king glared at me in disapproval, but i just brushed it off. "hello, who is this?" i asked. "it's me, sue." sue replied.
Oh, College: Out to Lunch
Writer's note: as a dude who likes the ladies (bi), i can say that if the people who body-shame are going to keep being assholes and demanding that they only get laid by people who look like pornstar barbies, they can feel free to send them over to me
A Matter of Inches: Episode 7
"question 1: the popular song 'barbie girl' was sung by which band?" rafeal's eyes followed the foxtaur as shi moved around him, ears following along as he listened for hir small coos of pleasure.
A Bump in the Road. Chapter Twenty-Two.
Somewhat like a barbie doll, in the sense that as it looked as if she had popped off some super models arms and attached them to herself.
Tales of Jasper V
Naila's room was not all that special, it just had a single bed with girly blankets, something like barbie, but with a catgirl instead. she had much less than jack, or even jasper, but she was a happy wolf. jasper looked to her as he stood at her door.
The Model - Chapter Twenty Five
"it went something like _i'm gonna put a shrimp on the barby._" "oh no, don't," doug sighed. "i get enough people saying that line to me in the supermarket, along with _sorry i'm your roommate!_" "what's it like having people recognise you?"
It's Complicated
People had seen bigfoot more frequently, so much so it was a common rumour that the tigress was like a barbie doll below the waist.
What A Day--Part 2
West," "oh don't be so damn proper, call me barbra, or barb, just don't call me barbie," "heheh, alright barb," "so, you hungry? we were just about to dive into dinner," "no thanks, i ate not too long ago.
The Twelve Talismans - Chapter 6 - The Sheep Talisman - Astral Projection
Catherine came close, reminding gomamon of a living barbie doll. "not that i don't like you my size." gomamon smiled as he looked at her. "but you are too small for me..." "ohh 'ush up."
A Forgotten Friend, Found
Spider man saving barbie from that weird wasp alien toy you had while the whole city was being drowned by an unexpected summer flood. that kind of imagination. probably about the same time as you lost me, right?"
Day 2
The effect of a 'chuck-a nutha shrimp on th-barbie' in an aussie accent was the next level, usually reserved for extreme measures. i left with a little chuckle.
Asian Dominatrix
She was like a doll, an eastern barbie, with measurements unrealistic and tantalizing. a female body, for him, could only be appreciated in this context of beauty or sensuality, for he was gay.