College Changes a Otter
"this is some a-one bullshit, the one time i'm actually on time this douche-bag isn't even here. i might as well chill in the lounge don't feel like going home and being alone."
Reawakened Friendship
How could i have been such a douche, how could i have been such-a-friggin'-doucher!" dillon bit down on his arm until he began to bleed. "dillon, geez, please stop that! don't go emo on me!"
Forever Sinful chapter 4
"i thought you were nothing but some jock douche bag, but i guess i was wrong" kellan nodded "yeah you were " it was later they were sitting at a local coffee shop "jackson it's weird i know and maybe a bad time for it but i had to ask."
The Mind Control Conspiracy 6: Confused Desires
# twenty minutes and a great deal of douching later, there was a knock on the door. that had to be jack, he imagined, considering that it was just about time for them to have their session started.
Interest for Interest 1
A dragon douche jock goes to a club hoping for some fun. he finds it, but not the sort of fun that he was perhaps imagining.
Ten, Nine, Eight...
"yeah, you heard me douche. or should i say bill? fuck off bill. i'm chattin' with franklin." i felt my muzzle work a few times and could feel my ears flatten. i was absolutely flummoxed. how had he known my name? bill.
15 Breakfast with a Liger
Now neither of our dads will talk to us without being total douches, our moms are at odds with the dads and i'm not going home to either bunch of parents. where do i have any room to tell you what to do?"
Our Family
I snorted, "look douche bag. you have good friends, ones that are willing to stick by you through this shit. check your attitude right now or i'm out that door for good." i said agitated. he sighed and sat up slowly, "you're all i have."
Dog Gone (12)
"what a douche." biscuit said and i laughed looking over my shoulder. "well...maybe this alpha guy will know where brutus is. or at least if he's been here."
Futzler Files #2: Bell-Holland Bleus
"douche," i let out under my breath. "what'd the knob goblin want?" "i dunno. must be feeling extra nasty today since he rubbed the bleu chews shit in my face." "god, if i hear about bleu chews one more time..."
A Quick Bite
"yeah, i called you douches weak, though, you are welcome to prove that i am wring." konu said his grin even wider now. "i'll take care of that..."
A Sweet Setup
You both know this, so you both try really hard to win each other over and prove that you're not a douche. at least that's usually the case, which it thankfully is with theyer.