15 Breakfast with a Liger
Now neither of our dads will talk to us without being total douches, our moms are at odds with the dads and i'm not going home to either bunch of parents. where do i have any room to tell you what to do?"
Our Family
I snorted, "look douche bag. you have good friends, ones that are willing to stick by you through this shit. check your attitude right now or i'm out that door for good." i said agitated. he sighed and sat up slowly, "you're all i have."
Dog Gone (12)
"what a douche." biscuit said and i laughed looking over my shoulder. "well...maybe this alpha guy will know where brutus is. or at least if he's been here."
Secrets of the Don Chap 3
"tony's turned into a real fuckin' douche-canoe, hasn't he?" "i never fuckin' liked tony. i could tell he was going to be a conniving little cunt when he turned 16. i only let him join the ranks because he's my blood through my sister.
Envy
You envied this douche's arms from the gym: your own arms would swell up to match. everyday you envied more from the others, almost becoming someone else entirely... and how close to reality it was.
Curious Cases LAPD: A Spooky-Ass Mansion and Eight Bisexual Guests, and SFW, Too
There was a hypersexual, histrionic, exhibitionist female deer by the name of booty; a good-looking but womanizing douche named mr swagalicious; a nerdy, muscle-girl-obsessed male owl named omni-nerd; a depressed romantic who was also into muscle-girls
Chastity Story: The Punishment Cage
"well, i guess i wanted to see if you're as big of a douche as i've been told, but that seems accurate enough." "a -" "but more than that, i was waiting for the reports from downstairs. and, ah, here they are."
Her first wolf.
"great another one of his douche bag friends." she moved into the room, deciding to ignore the wolf and hunt down what she had come looking for.
Seul à la maison
Il se nettoya d'abord sous la douche, ne lésinant pas sur le savon pour faire disparaître toutes les odeurs, avant de remplir gants en latex aux mains trois gros sacs plastiques noirs de ses matières.
[COMMISSION FOR Xipher] Exhibition
"it's simple," the canine began to explain, adjusting his shades, "my boss wants to teach some rich douche of a car collector a lesson and make a nice show of it. this is where you come in, big guy.
College Changes a Otter
"this is some a-one bullshit, the one time i'm actually on time this douche-bag isn't even here. i might as well chill in the lounge don't feel like going home and being alone."
Reawakened Friendship
How could i have been such a douche, how could i have been such-a-friggin'-doucher!" dillon bit down on his arm until he began to bleed. "dillon, geez, please stop that! don't go emo on me!"