The Barista Always Knows
Not the playful firm pinch that you'd get in some poorly-written harlequin novel that you pretend to wince at in between moans, but something meant to seriously tug at the sensitive flesh.
Lust Among the Ruins
"she's a painted wolf amazon with that tribe guarding the storm lord's temple overlooking hurricane harbor," a harlequin rabbit the gathered knows as lorelei states as she joins them in the pool. "what i miss?"
Plush - Chapter 2: Pencil Head
Tony screamed staring at the back of the harlequin's head. oden yelp looking around for the source of tony's scream seeing nothing. tony had screamed cause in the back of oden's head was the back of a huge pencil.
Gathering Gloom
Ishtar yells before running after him as a ferret femme in a very provocative version of a harlequin passes her by with a wink. "oh, pasteur!" the ferret coos seductively.
Raquel's Trade Pt. 1
Cyndi devoured harlequin romances like they were gourmet tree bark. "oh well, talk at you later!" "i'll call back in a bit, tell me who it is!" raquel hung the phone up and padded to the door speaker. pressing the button, she announced, "who is it?"
High Jinx
"good thinking, brom," a harlequin rabbit, wearing not a stitch of clothing, says as she stands in front of fenryx, naked as the day she was born and undoing his fly as subtlely as possible considering her head only comes up to the wolf's groin and the wolf
Penetration Testing: Chapter 3
Spring' fist knotted in the harlequin rabbit's hair and hauled back to pull hir off hir feet. "you're not going anywhere, you fucking little whore, i'm not done with you yet!"
Loverhood's Beginning: Chapter 1 - No End, No Beginning
An older, stocky, harlequin hare dressed in a long coat and a backwards-worn baseball cap stepped out the entrance, then glanced up to us. "virgil smith?" jasper spoke up. "jasper and jackson?" he asked curiously.
I'll Keep You Warm
"i've been eyeing that little friend of yours, the harlequin rabbit who's always checking out your ass." remy just moaned and nodded best he could. at this point, he'd do anything for his daddy.
Bad Deal
I looked almost like a harlequin, but with my mom's blue base color and darker grey spots, but i kept dad's white face and chest. all in all, i think i looked pretty good, especially considering what some of the more bizarre great dane mixes there were.
Payment
The plan was a simple one, and one they had executed many times flawlessly: einstein, the harlequin great dane, was to create a collision with a messenger or an expensive-looking auto.
The Mint and the Miscreant
Dark, evergreen fur gloved her fore-arms from her knuckles to her elbows and like boots from her toes to her knees on her rabbit-y legs, with even more accentuating the harlequin-green eyes that matched her shoulder-length hair.