Vibe Wars 4: the Panda Menace
Magic wand vibrators haven't changed since the 80s or so. why mess with perfection? incremental changes, quieter motors and more powerful or longer lasting batteries.
A wild and fur-tastic night
. :) it was a typically hot summer day in grado, italy: the sun was shining, temperatures were well in the mid-to-high 80s (low 30s in celsius terms) and the atmosphere was damp, as it would often be the case in a summer resort located in an island.
Silence in the library
And there is a certain charm to those old bookshelves that were probably bought during the 80s, and the fact that our collection is so easy to manage. a bigger library would mean more facilities, but also more trouble.
Chapter 2: TWAAAGHRK!!!
"...oh, yeahhh..." the ork with wild 80s rocker hair mumbles to herself. she remembers sliding her thick, green fingers against her bud before.
The Hunting Lodge
Yep, if you missed the 80s the first time around, here you go with 2.0! which means the stupid 90s are going to come back, and i'm not fucking missing that boat! enjoy the first of the voted-for stories!
The Everwinter Agenda
"what is it with you and all the '80s music, boys?" amazon asks in derisive tone over the frequency they share as twisted sister's "we're not gonna take it" plays in the background.
Phoning It In
"harder than a video game from the 80s." he snorted. "don't be cute." i smiled despite myself. "but sir, that's why you like me." "no, i like you because you're a good place to stuff my dick and be obedient about it.
D-Gen Interviews: Crimsonia
Done up in an old 80s throwback style, with a neon blue wireframe landscape scrolling over a dark blue background, some non-distinct city silhouetted in the background.
Thrash and Gnash 3
Gnash, the gnarly 80s aesthetic loving raccoon, sat uncomfortably on the witness stand. she was still dressed in her usual bright colors that she was known for, but her usual confident demeanor was gone and in its place was fidgeting unease.
Care Bears Family Adventures, Book 4: Chapter 5
Mental heart re-entered the main office, "we know you're having trouble keeping the fbi off your back; it seems that one of the children the care bears helped back in the 80s grew up to lead the department and is incorruptible, and crafty."
Orange Slices 4: A Celebration
My more southerly hometown was still posting temperatures in the high 80s and my desert feline ancestry screamed in protest as i drew my collar higher up my neck.
Kitten Magic, Fox Magic
Cody hadn't bothered programming more than one language into the thing, it was a tablet not some antenna tv from the 80s, and there was definitely no error code that took the form of a red sad face. "what... the heck?" cody looked around.