...The Virgin is Mine...

There was an entirely separate table for the deserts; puddings, cakes, candies, pies, ice creams, pastries, chocolates, cookies, and a few things they couldn't even name, but they all involved powdered sugars being deep fried in fat and being wrapped bacon

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The Ballad of Krek and Valar

"i'll pound you right in the christmas pud'!" asterbury scratched his muzzle. he waved a hand and a book spun into existence. "seems i've given them terrible fake accents, and gotten them stuck on bad christmas metaphors!"

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Coffee and Conversations

Fuck me hard'" the old woman sitting in the booth next to them turned around and stared before turning back to her tapioca pudding. andy continued, "then he started getting louder; 'yeah! that's right fuck me! fuck me-fuck me-fuck me-fuck me!

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The Best Test

"our pudding nutrient will sate you phil. it will help make you into the ultimate proof of our ability to free ourselves from the drudgery of sustenance. grown by modified algae, it..." "please, doctor, i need the hose!"

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The Bro Code

I got back to the table in time to see mum pull a self saucing chocolate pudding out for dessert. my little brother andy gave a huge hoot and prepared to tuck in, and mum beamed at the response.

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Doggy Dong Fever: A Case Study in Canitis.

Every smooth, beautifully defined muscle flexed on the big jock's torso, a burly arm sliding around roland's shoulders for support as his throbbing puppy pud lit up with electric pleasure. "my knot! _my knot-_!!"

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Family Days 22

He tentatively opened a shelf where he kept a small stash and frowned, "where are the pudding cups?" marion nervously looked at the last of the pudding cups that he'd eaten, "umm...we ran out," he replied and carefully hid the empty container.

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Cocoa's Masterpiece

The whole towering cake wobbled like the frosting and chiffon were pudding or gelatin. the equine casually shut the fridge with one hind hoof before he dropped to all fours once more.

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Chapter 1: Cat and New Home

Her slender finger swirled the pink highlights in with her natural colored hair, as if it were pudding. her purple eyes glistened with the blue eyeshadow sprinkled with glittery radiance.

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Pig King 2/2

The super thought his voice sounded funny, almost like he had a mouthful of pudding and was being held at gunpoint.

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A Little Crush: Epilogue

I could look like moldy regurgitated black pudding and people would still pretend to adore me, hoping for a paycheck. i sigh and head back to bed. i just need to think about something other than lex, and then i can sleep.

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The King's Odd Bath

The jiggling blob clung to that swollen cockhead, thick enough to remind lars of his grandmother's holiday pudding. he watched as it grew fatter and fatter, until it finally spilled over the crown and oozed back the way it came.

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