Hyde and Chleo - Blue Balls

."** **"no homo, sir."** **they were able to stop at a denny's where everyone but jerry had a lumberjack slam - jerry had the hero's brunch (denny's was advertising zelda-based meals).

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Honor In Blood Chapter 5

I'm no gay," the voice said. "i have had 400 wives!" "here we go again," kataki groaned. "that damn number gets bigger every time you talk about your wives." "well, i don't count their heads every day, but 600 wives is right," the voice said.

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Savannah Blues Part 2

"hey, i'm no fag." jack growled but broke into a smile before he could even finish what he was saying. "i'm gay, not a fag." isaac clarified something he had said since he had come out.

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Lyle le Loosely Lucid Lion - rough draft form

no gay. i'm drunk shutup. all rights now here is a story about a lion who lived in a town in where they are all our people who are crazy and can not think it straight because they are crazy exactly.

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Found Time

"no gay jokes, i promise." it was a risk, but the footballer actually managed a small laugh over it. "okay. no gay jokes."

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Pheromones and Dragon Scales Chapter One: Happy Fregin’ Birthday!

He said, "i'm no fag! shit! fuck!" the flapping sound became louder and faster and then i heard him discard his shirt and then his shoes, "fuck its hot in hear, shit that smell," then he let out a low growl.

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Pheromones & Dragon Scales - Chapter 1 (Remastered)

He said, "i'm no fag! shit! fuck!" the flapping sound became louder and faster and then i heard him discard his shirt and then his shoes, "fuck its hot in here! shit that smell," then he let out a low growl.

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Battle For Humanity Chapter 1: Hell on Kalos

no homo, but you really needed a hug. dude don't worry, you're not going to be raped by anyone! afterall it's not rape if you enjoy it!" jeeve pushed the lucario away saying "that's the stupidest thing you've ever said! it is rape if it's not wanted!

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The Competitive Edge

"n-no homo or... or anything, but... fuck, bro. you look so damn hot right now."

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I Was a Teenage Porn Star (6)

"we don' like no gay boys here in the house," duke, the bear grunted from the side, "ain't proper to have you peeking on our junk!" "i don't!" crisp yelled. "no, i don't do anything wrong...l-let me go..." "ha!"

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His Favorite Shirt

"aye, no homo, but you got a nice one." his attention flicked back over to the game, the sound of a grenade bursting was the soundtrack to a gob of pre slithering down my length. "yer gonna make some sheila real happy with that some day."

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