Draco and Lily: Double Date
"that was not funny." dagon said seriously. "no it's not that," draco said between laughs "they got your shirt!!!" he started to roll over laughing holding his sides seeing dagon look at his bare chest in awe. "dammit! that was my favorite shirt!
The Encounter Part 5
What was even more funny was that the dragon was reduced to a puddle of scales right there. "behold! the mighty dragon!" i joked.every one broke out laughing. after that fit of laughter, mr.
How I got To San Andreas (well almost there)
Still fucking funny as hell, now out with \*looks out window and sees a f-16 coming at him\* oh shit! \*dives for the floor\* well till next time... adios mother fuckers. \*pulls out m60 and starts spraying at the jet\*
The Gift (Part 2)
The delivery man said with a funny look as he left the room. otis merely scowled at the wolf and slammed the door in his face. "prick! i'll wear what i want, how i want!"
Patricia's Potion Shop: 5th Customer (Skunk TF/TG)
Reginleif tossed her hair over her shoulder, heading towards the beach so her bikini was under her loose clothes. As she did so, something caught her eye, a little store just off the main street she'd never seen before. Of course, being such a Curious...
You Dumb dog, short story by me
He was a pretty funny looking.. bear or cat especially with those droppy floppy cheek things. i stumbled over on all fours and lapped at his face sloppily with my tongue to see if he had a flavour.
Styve's Old Flame
Styve's Old Flame For Catsithx By Draconicon Styve was relaxing when he heard a knock at the door. Not expecting anything or anyone for the next week, the sergal stood up and went to check who it was. He didn't bother with...
TLK: Aardwolfin' Em Down
One fateful night in the Pridelands, the Lion Guard, sworn to defend, chased a pack of hyenas back to the outlands. Little Kion delved deep within himself to the power of the Kings before him, and produced a mighty roar that blew the nasty interlopers...
Commander Shepard, Alliance Navy CH. 2: Squad Power Usage
**:** **8** **8** **8** **:** **-Eclipse Merc Base-** The eclipse mercenary fired her missile launcher at the small, diverse squad. Her mooks followed suite, each spraying their assault rifle in their general direction. The three-man squad dove...
A Meeting of Feathery Minds - Anthro Crow TF
"Well, that's another Christmas out of the way!" David said to himself, tossing out the last few remnants of festive rubbish into the recycle bins outside of his house. Another holiday season had come and gone, as had friends and family who had paid...
Powerless In Space- Chapter 2
#2 of powerless in space requests- ask for what ya want, oc's, funny abuse scenarios, to pairings etc. we got a couple of requests already that we're gonna work in.
Chapter 3
"for all we know you might have humped half the galaxy"that was when the salesperson started to look at us with a funny expression. note to self, tell the kid not to mention my age around ordinary folks.