My Delightful Toy
DISCLAIMER – Haven’t you always wanted to be turned into rubber and treated like someone’s personal sex toy? No? Then you’re probably not going to enjoy this story, and I highly advise against you reading any further. (This is a work of pornographic...
Leap of Faith
Disclaimer- This story is bad juju. If you value your mojo then I advise you to turn back. (Translation - Here be pornography, don't read if it would not be legal for you to do so) Leap of Faith Moonlight glistened off of his dark...
Night of the Donkey
Disclaimer – Beware the Donkeynatrix. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Do not read if it would be illegal for you to do so.) Night of the Donkey It's hard to tell if the theme to the décor in the room was supposed to be rustic...
The Hunter's Ninth Tail
The Hunter's Ninth Tail The mighty hunter stalked his prey Through boughs of fir and pine. He had eight pelts to make his coat But in all he needed nine. A vestment to prove his worth And show the world his skill; To verify his excellence Nine...
A Magnificent Mistake
Disclaimer - This here be as goofy as it is lusty, and boy howdy, it is a goofy one. (This is a work of lewd fiction. Please do not read if it would be unlawful for you to do so.) A Magnificent Mistake The door to the old manor creaked loud enough to...
The Lockdown – Christmas Double Feature
DISCLAIMER - Do you want an escape from being trapped in your apartment for the last year? This ain't it. Unless of course you mean escape through lewds. Then this is definitely it. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Do not read if it would be...
The Lion and the Weasel
To prevent being treated with scorn I just thought it prudent to warn: These old fashioned verses Though filled with foul curses Will probably end up as porn \*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\* The Lion and the Weasel A long...
The Boars at the Ball
Disclaimer - This one gets steamy. It's also in rhyme. If that don't excite you. Then don't waste your time. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be illegal for you to do so.) The Boars at the Ball Welcome to the...
The Crash, The Man, and The Unexpected Bird of Paradise
The Crash, The Man, and The Unexpected Bird of Paradise This is of an adult nature, and not meant for the eyes of anyone under the age of 18. Please turn back now if it would be illegal for you to read such a document. If you want to skip to the...
Vulpine Predicament
Disclaimer - This is erotic and silly. Don't read if it would be illegal for you to read Pornography. Vulpine Predicament "Yiff Yiff!" Oh god. Foxes don't actually say that you know? There are long standing traditions of them yowling, or a vixen...
The Birds, The Falls, and The Feline Conversion
Please do not read this if it would be illegal for you to read pornographic materials, otherwise you are likely to be eaten by a grue The Birds, The Falls, and The Feline Conversion The two birds had gone...
Cat Walk
Disclaimer - Walking your cats is not a good idea. Nor is disparaging old ladies that you find in the park. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be illegal for you to do so.) Cat Walk Roscoe had his heart rate up to...