Roberts Did Not Remember, Bobo Had Other Ideas
There's nothing as hilarious to me as absolute nonsense presented as if it's supposed to make sense.
No Refund!
#3 of general fantasy we follow a no nonsense slaver on his way through the last day of this years season. he gets a request for a refund... and he is not pleased at all... **no refund!
Quantum Nonsense
Posted using postybirb **quantum nonsense** _by dragonien_ _ _ "for the last time that's not how black holes work! that's not how anything works!
A New Beginning
WARINING HERE THERE BE CONTINUITY ERRORS! This was done via thread format, so it may seem like it jumps around everywhere. Just bear with me and enjoy. "Looking for an adventure? Do you wish to travel with a friendly crew? Looking to...
Chapter 17-nonsense
Jason woke up hungry and thirsty. He rolled out of bed and plunged to the floor with a yowl of surprise. Scrambling to his feet, he looked at the bed in confusion: the mattress was higher above the floor than he was tall. If he stretched up on his...
The Tale of Five Swing Park
They had the pizza graveyard in their car, yet they found no one to sell them their dog. Monday came, and all they could think about was sandwiches, but sandwiches seldom have a habit of falling out of the sky, so they went home hungry. They still had...
High School of Cliches: New Years Nonsense
:3 high school of cliches: new year's nonsense by domus vocis let's see. this series has had our main characters making out in a car, a bedroom, under a stadium, followed by a steamy sex scene in the bedroom, then an automobile again, and now...
The Lion and the Weasel
To prevent being treated with scorn I just thought it prudent to warn: These old fashioned verses Though filled with foul curses Will probably end up as porn \*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\* The Lion and the Weasel A long...
INTENSE BIRD FACTS (THAT ARE IN NO WAY MADE UP) [1 of ???]
1. As a Bird of Writing and The Sciences, Thoth was the True Brains (and Most Attractive) of the Ancient Egyptian Pantheon. Alas, the only Egyptian Gods that mortals care about these days is Anubis and Horus. While artists inflate the egos of those two...
Of Dragons and Accountants (Text Only)
"nonsense," boomed the fearsome drake. "they've done naught but feed you lies. you're perfect for the job." he said much to her surprise.
Ninety-Nine Coyotes in the Blue Moon Light (full poem)
"ninety-nine coyotes in the blue moon light" is a part of a flurry of furry volume 1 along with nine other tales of nonsense, humor, m/m erotica, sci-fi, kink and more!download the ebook at the smashwords store!download the book on itunes!
[SNEAK PEEK] On-Again, Off-Again
**On-Again, Off-Again Subscriber reward for Izzy (Nov/Dec 2023)** **By Limewah** **18+** I know you're only supposed to do one quick little burst with the hypno-ray to make it work - something about how it guzzles the battery the longer you...