Roberts Did Not Remember, Bobo Had Other Ideas

There's nothing as hilarious to me as absolute nonsense presented as if it's supposed to make sense.

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Quantum Nonsense

Posted using postybirb **quantum nonsense** _by dragonien_ _ _ "for the last time that's not how black holes work! that's not how anything works!

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No Refund!

#3 of general fantasy we follow a no nonsense slaver on his way through the last day of this years season. he gets a request for a refund... and he is not pleased at all... **no refund!

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Chapter 17-nonsense

Jason woke up hungry and thirsty. He rolled out of bed and plunged to the floor with a yowl of surprise. Scrambling to his feet, he looked at the bed in confusion: the mattress was higher above the floor than he was tall. If he stretched up on his...

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A New Beginning

WARINING HERE THERE BE CONTINUITY ERRORS! This was done via thread format, so it may seem like it jumps around everywhere. Just bear with me and enjoy. "Looking for an adventure? Do you wish to travel with a friendly crew? Looking to...

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The Tale of Five Swing Park

They had the pizza graveyard in their car, yet they found no one to sell them their dog. Monday came, and all they could think about was sandwiches, but sandwiches seldom have a habit of falling out of the sky, so they went home hungry. They still had...

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Ninety-Nine Coyotes in the Blue Moon Light (full poem)

"ninety-nine coyotes in the blue moon light" is a part of a flurry of furry volume 1 along with nine other tales of nonsense, humor, m/m erotica, sci-fi, kink and more!download the ebook at the smashwords store!download the book on itunes!

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[SNEAK PEEK] On-Again, Off-Again

**On-Again, Off-Again Subscriber reward for Izzy (Nov/Dec 2023)** **By Limewah** **18+** I know you're only supposed to do one quick little burst with the hypno-ray to make it work - something about how it guzzles the battery the longer you...

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Of Dragons and Accountants (Text Only)

"nonsense," boomed the fearsome drake. "they've done naught but feed you lies. you're perfect for the job." he said much to her surprise.

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INTENSE BIRD FACTS (THAT ARE IN NO WAY MADE UP) [1 of ???]

1. As a Bird of Writing and The Sciences, Thoth was the True Brains (and Most Attractive) of the Ancient Egyptian Pantheon. Alas, the only Egyptian Gods that mortals care about these days is Anubis and Horus. While artists inflate the egos of those two...

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The Risen Curtain - Chapter 12: Magic Nonsense

Some... just don't take this nonsense. _i really don't believe in magic._ _~j.k. growling_ * * * * * * nick woke up just as he did nearly every morning.

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High School of Cliches: New Years Nonsense

:3 high school of cliches: new year's nonsense by domus vocis let's see. this series has had our main characters making out in a car, a bedroom, under a stadium, followed by a steamy sex scene in the bedroom, then an automobile again, and now...

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