Chapter 3: To Renew Purpose
Crooned the half-orc, half-satyr. a bitter and exasperated stare was bert’s response. “is this really the time. i’m having a bit of a crisis here.” bert’s hairy fingers slowly traced a vein up tyson’s forearm.
Chapter 2: A Problem with Tusks
I just became tired of referring to bert as 'half-orc, half-satyr' and came up with the priapan species. it is a reference to priapus and pan for... reasons. yes. reasons.
Chapter 4: It's Hard Being Green
The gods of both the firmament and fae realm were appalled at the half-satyr, half-man creature with an enormous endowment and cursed the creature to have the tusks of a boar so that he may never kiss another and skin as sickly green to be repulsive to any
Chapter 1: Inscribed
He said fiercely, stepping away from the half-orc, half-satyr. “something has happened to us. we need to get our heads out of our cocks and _think_.” albert gave him a puzzled look that lasted for a second but then pointed at himself. “me? bert?”