Man On!

I told terra to lick rust and went and nailed the chick in the mascot costume. surprisingly spry that bitch. i can't even remember what her name was. all i remember was that gopher mask…" “yo!"

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Go Chargers!

Contains bull mascot costume transformation, retro school settings, and i don't have a joke for the third thing. billy's planning to confess his love to his crush julie at the big fall dance.

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The Complete Suit

He looks back at the mascot costume box and smiles. he heads out the door and gets back on the bike. he heads off to work at the department store across town.

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Memoria ad Perpetua | A Manager's Special Commission

The bright sunny day in the far-off future was pierced by the amplified voice of an actor wearing an oversized mascot costume, that of a lion stylized to look like a librarian.

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System Transfer

Instead of some stitched up mascot costume, the green bunny before him was covered in soft fur, decorated by a purple vest. on his face remained a wide, off putting smile. currently, the rabbit was sitting on a purple, glitching throne.

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Go Chargers!

Ryan turned around and grabbed the lower half of the mascot costume from his bag. "hey, you're gonna rip this if you keep kicking," ryan said. he chuckled to himself.

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Mascot Purgatory

I focused the beam of my flashlight higher, and saw something impossible happening.- -one of the mascot costumes was slowly arising from the floor! the form swelled up gradually, as if being inflated from within.

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Sneak Peek - Man On!

I told terra to lick rust and went and nailed the chick in the mascot costume. surprisingly spry that bitch. i can’t even remember what her name was. all i remember was that gopher mask…” “yo!”

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Taken By The Plush Bunny

It was a part-time gig that involved wearing a mascot costume, apparently it pays very well for part-time work.

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The Lint Bunny

"aren't those the guys who dress up in mascot costumes and have sex?" as he proceeded to demonstrate. a sort of secondhand embarrassment from jill. "not...all of them. not even most of them." "annnd the penny goes up..." i say.

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Lonliness

The other person's hand did not feel like something you would make a mascot costume out of it felt real. wow, they must have spent a fortune on it for it to be so real looking and feeling.

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MMU: MD-02 Mascot and Magica

Standing at the other end of the long chain whip was someone wearing a home-made canine mascot costume with a gnarly looking spiked collar around his neck and a tag which read, mascot - property of mega dog.

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