Patching It Up

It looked like someone took a copy of candyland, dipped it in pastel sugar, rolled it around every tv show made for kindergarten children, then doused it with glitter. to top it off, she wasn't sure if patches would ever stop talking.

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Ancestral Duty

Rob's head slammed into the ground with incredible force, and a multi-colored candyland sprang into his field of vision.

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Unemployed, Ch. 8: There's Some Hype

Whatever happens to their feelings about the ground and the sky and the aforementioned piss river is what lies within the golems of bartholomew and the candyland investigators!"

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Among the Stars. Chapter One.

“candyland under the water kingdom," he laughed. “we're dropping something off their and, uh, in return getting something from the people. they just don't know they're giving it to us." “that's usually called stealing." sphinx, unhelpfully, chimed in.

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Addiction - Chapter Seventeen: Unsupervised Youth

And then you set up the most romantic thing you've ever done for me, and i do mean genuinely romantic and not just your perverse idea thereof, only to bring me, what's that, mall madness and fucking candyland?" "i've got connect four too," he said.

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Nazia's Trip to Williamsburg

Immediately as the phone started to play the song "candyland" by b.o.t.d.f., i knew it was her. i jumped out of the pool and dried my hands then grabbed it and read the message, she texted "hey babe enjoying yourself in the pool?"

Hurricane Kim Chapter 2

candyland? the proof that i have in how many were in danger can be shown by the number of witnesses you have." "fair enough.

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Lands of Punishment

Didn't realize i was dealing with queen of candyland. you're gonna stuff yourself with chocolate either way, so pay, take your pick and get the hell outta my sight," the extra grumpy badger said.

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