XXXMAS Day Five - Somnophilia
That day they'd brought in a boy who had decided it was a good idea to spray paint a less than flattering portrait of the headmaster with an obscene limerick about what he likes to do with the genitals of other men on the bathroom walls.
An Epitaph for Badrang the Tyrant
This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which i wrote for badrang the tyrant. redwall is © by brian jacques, all rights reserved.
Pris'ner Tod & Free Samples
Two sets of limericks describing the predicaments of a lucky, lucky fox. ### preamble there is only filth this week, and i'm sure everyone is upset with that.
The Word in Ink & The Happy Ending
* * * and now that we've taken the first step (in sonnet form, of course), it seems much easier to go on and post something else: a five-part limerick of far sillier status.
An Epitaph for Vitch
This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which i wrote for vitch. redwall is © by brian jacques, all rights reserved.
An Epitaph for Vilu Daskar
This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which i wrote for vilu daskar. redwall is © by brian jacques, all rights reserved.
Tent Pitch
A six-part limerick on pitching tents and other sweaty outdoor activities. ### tent pitch a coyote of carriage quite camp / was notorious for being a tramp / he serviced wolf goods / while deep in the woods / at taking cocks, this 'yote was a champ /
An Epitaph for Urgan Nagru
This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which i wrote for urgan nagru. redwall is © by brian jacques, all rights reserved.
A Troubadour and His Gnoll Bard Chapter 1
At one point he had used my own tenor voice to sing a simple limerick. i was baffled, impressed and in love all at once!
Autumn Interrupts
I just remember i wrote it because someone, i forget who, said that the limerick as a form was necessarily a joke and couldn't be made scary.
An Epitaph for Slagar the Cruel
This is a humorous epitaph in the form of a limerick which i wrote for slagar the cruel. redwall is © by brian jacques, all rights reserved.
A Limerick
A limerick i did tonight for fun, but i thought i'd put it here because it was funny at the time. there once was a lone lila who fought off a bad tequila she threw down her fists and made plenty a twists to fight off a gal named sheila.