First we tried the major and minor religions, everyone we could think of; first the priests, rabbis, shamans, ministers, witches, monks of every stripe,,... we tried everyone, everyone!
Demon, Mathematics, chalk, summoning
The rabbi gave me yaron because it means 'to sing' or 'to shout' in hebrew. he tried to keep the meaning, which i and my shaman appreciated." he leaned forward again. "tell me what you want."
Closing Time, Dingo, Magic, Male, Pub, Romance, bar, loneliness, mountain lion, need
In times like this the elders always told young ones to froth as though we had rabbies so a predator would ignore us, so i began frothing as much as i can. it was all in vain as i think i saw him smirk as he walked towards me carrying the dead deer.
Gay Relationships, M/M, Macro, Oral, Tribal, Wolf
She may want to have the union blessed by a rabbi someday...would that be a problem? the doctor asked.
"no, it wouldn't."
"then let me work on things. and ray?"
Canine, Human, Hybrid, M/F, Series
I was sat downstairs, sipping tea and wincing when an ancient rabbi in a bathchair was wheeled in without preamble or comment. the young man that had been pushing him asked me to repeat my tale. i was rather taken aback, but complied.
1920's, Female, Greyhound, Horror, Lovecraftian
I'd never heard of him before, or even of rabbi small, but the feeling was like something familiar, something remembered."
"were the stories familiar?"
Bear, Character Development, Coyote, Faith, Red Panda, Science, Story Progression, firefox
Gildedtongue continued hir struggle to not groan and rub hir temples in agony, but rather attempted to move this statement to something relevant, "yes, priests, preachers, rabbis, clerics, and all holy men need plenty of public speaking skills.
Chakat, Dark, Hermaphrodite, Highschool, No-Yiff
~author note~
so a rabbi and a nun walk into a b-...wait, what? heh, sorry about the delay. my friend had it written up and editied...but i never got it back, so i guess i'm just changing it. i'll make it up to you somehow!!
xoxo ~ breeze
Anal, Ferret, Gay, Highschool, M/M, Musk, Teenagers, Wolf
"surely you don't mean me, rabbi?"
a pathetic looking man was pleading with their teacher, his face panicked.
jesus looked at him and said, "you have said so."
the group began to calm, and as harmless chatter arose, they ate.
Altair, Angst, Blood, Death, Human, Jerusalem, Jesus, Joy, Religion, assassin's creed, sadness