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Proper Planning

_Proper Planning_ "Hey, Kevin," Lukas, a slightly stocky raccoon in his late twenties, said, "would you mind helping me out and stocking bread?" Kevin, a scrawny fennec some years younger than Lukas, turned away from the vending machine and his...

Comedy, Crime, Fennec, Humor, Night shift, Possum, Raccoon, Retail, bomb, morons, slapstick

Sexist Windows

_Sexist Windows_ "I have the sneaking suspicion this window is sexist." My friend looked at the window of the university cafeteria we were sitting near as streams of rain ran down it. Currents moved within the streams, appearing as moving scales...

Food, Fox, Humor, I was stone cold sober when I wrote this too, Rain, Snow Leopard, Vixen, WTF, conversation

Water Closet Trolling

_Water Closet Trolling_ "Rotten sniveling little backwashed dog-trash lazy stupid ugly . . . ASS!" Ledding's voice echoed off the whitewashed walls of the station and clean linoleum floors. He ascended the stairs and looked around the main...

Bathroom, Comedy, Cougar, Dingo, Libel, Mouse, No not slander just libel, Slander, Toilet, Wolf, harassment, mountain lion, slapstick

FML With Coda

_FML_ Kevin placed a few more candy bars on the rack, trying to arrange them neatly. Then he leaned back, tossed his head behind him, rolled his shoulders and sighed. Part of it was sincere fatigue, the other was sincere boredom. Not a lot of...

Comedy, Fennec, Retail, Rubbers, Sad, This is a story about safe sex, african wild dog, awkward, condoms, sheaths, sleeves

FML

Comedy, Fennec, Retail, Rubbers, Sad, This is a story about safe sex, african wild dog, awkward, condoms, sheaths, sleeves

Their Color

Characters and events are copyright sneeze 2010-2011. please don't use without permission.

Chocolate, Clean, Contemplation, Couple, Descriptive, Female, Female lead, Female protagonist, Fox, Humor, Lion, Love, Male, Music, Quiet, Short, Short Story, Slice-of-Life, Thought Provoking, Vixen, Vulpine, art, colorful, colors, description, detail, detailed, environment, happiness, imagery, lyrical, marriage, married, musician, perception, perspective, play, playful, poetic, saxophone, senses, sensory, setting, style, vivid

Moving On

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Poetry, Sad, interpretive, rock n' roll

Little Wings of the Storm

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Bells, Birds, Music, Poetry, Thunder, colors, interpretive, leaves, lightning, storm

The Wanderer

Blues, Death, Music, Poetry, interpretive, jazz, life, scars, sonnet

Karie\'s Shower

Karie and I had just finished tearing out all of the old, rotten wood from her porch awning. The contractor was willing to do it, but the cost of the demolition and remodeling was too much. She called me over to help her rip out the wood so she...

Feline, Fingering, M/F, Oral, Short, Shower, Vaginal, Wolf

Little Wing

Characters and events are copyright sneeze 2010, lyrics are copyright jimi hendrix 1967. please don't sue. _little wing_ little wing.

Cuddling, Human, Love, M/F, Oral, Short, Tiger, Vaginal

the Duet

Content copyright sneeze 2010. please don't use without permission. _the duet_ we, the young and uninitiated, came not expecting to see you and her.

M/F, Poetry, capitalization, interpretive, ish