Rubbutt (weird latex TF)

Or christopher lee's narration from that willy wonka movie. or the narrator from the stanley parable. or some strange combined version of all three. bodon, as it were.

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Dreams of Tomorrow (Intro)

"...my first guess was "willy wonka". but i think i'll risk it and go with degan reve." "oh, my bad." the foxman laughed happily. "i sometimes like doing weird things to see people's reaction. it's really fun. but i'm not crazy.

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Lonely Oak Chapter 10

She pulled from her pocket a ticket with such glee, as if she had the golden pass to willy wonka's chocolate factory. "my emergency ticket! i forgot all about it!" "an emergency ticket?" the meerkat smiled, "that's a neat idea.

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Kora's Cake Holiday

She had barely been able to contain herself before the day had actually arrived; sugarbear's sweets and treats as practically the willy wonka of the confectionary world, and kora was more than ready to sample anything the bakery might contain.

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Henry Rider: Clown Hunter, Chapter One

It was less noticeable now that he wasn't screaming, but its scent hung in the air like his mouth was a portal to willy wonka's factory. it was no wonder the maiam had come here! and it wouldn't be the last.

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Hypnovember - Day 24: Spa

Like the golden ticket giving him entrance to wonka's chocolate factory, the coupon gave the dragon a bit of hope to make it through the rest of the day. it was worth more knowing it came from the bear he liked.

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Revenge is a Dish Best Served Fat

Bryant dropped his salad fork to the table, his beak agape at the willy wonka scene occurring within arms-length of him. "marl, you look like you're 100lbs heavier! what the heck is happening to you?

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Of Mice & Manhoods: February

The vix took the load like a professional until it backed up and poured down like some kind of hedonistic waterfall, like willy wonka's chocolate river only not intended for children.

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Raccoons Make Shitty Pets 2: Rebel's 4th of July Explosion

A fresh avalanche of hot, gloppy sludge erupted from her colon, applying a third coat of greasy diarrhea to her hindquarters and running down her fuzzy, bloated stomach in a chocolate waterfall that would have made willy wonka jealous.

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Peonies and Goose Down

_but even more than that, i wonder if i can do it again._ flynn leaned back against the air conditioning unit and snapped off another piece from the wonka bar.

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Tryst

_did i get kidnapped by fucking willy wonka?_ another sniff explained the itching--he was surrounded by coconut sprinkles, his dark brown fur the only protection from the allergen with his exposed nose less than lucky.

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Good Morning

The song is "pure imagination" from willy wonka and the chocolate factory good morning _"come with me, and you'll see"_ _"a world of my imagination~"_ _"take a look"_ _"and you'll be in . . .

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